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Do women never fart?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AroundTheWorld, Sep 19, 2003.

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Do women never fart?

Poll closed Oct 3, 2003.

  1. They, like, never fart.

    8 vote(s)
    10.0%

  2. They fart a lot less than guys.

    19 vote(s)
    23.8%

  3. It's the same.

    39 vote(s)
    48.8%

  4. Who gives a *!?!, you fart-knocker?!

    14 vote(s)
    17.5%
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  1. bamaslammer

    bamaslammer Member

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    I guess that makes you a real fartsmeller, oh I mean smart feller....oops. :D
     
    #21 bamaslammer, Sep 19, 2003
  2. Lil Pun

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    My girl has never farted in front of me but her sister has. Come on women let it out show us how much you love us.
     
    #22 Lil Pun, Sep 19, 2003
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Ugh, what a thread. Note to self: Don't post when drunk.
     
    #23 AroundTheWorld, Sep 19, 2003
  4. Isabel

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    That was way, WAY more than I ever wanted to know...
     
    #24 Isabel, Sep 19, 2003
  5. Oski2005

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    My little sister went to boarding school on the east coast and she would tell storries of the things girls do. It was basically the same as when I was in boarding school. There's not much of a difference.
     
    #25 Oski2005, Sep 19, 2003
  6. bamaslammer

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    That is sick!!!!!!!! :eek:
     
    #26 bamaslammer, Sep 19, 2003
  7. underoverup

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    You've given yourself some excellent advice-- this has to be one of the more bizarre threads i've looked at on the BBS. Were you actually curious about this biological process or just trying to be humerous? :)
     
    #27 underoverup, Sep 19, 2003
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    The latter. I guess sometimes it works and sometimes it does not... :eek:
     
    #28 AroundTheWorld, Sep 19, 2003
  9. MR. MEOWGI

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    It is the same.

    True Story:
    A good friend of mine was waiting in line to use the restroom at a crowded bar. She had to fart so she glanced behind her, saw nobody there, and let one rip. She then heard a voice, "Did you just fart??!!!". It was a, uh, small person (dwarf) . When she had looked behind her, I guess she didn't look down. I don't remember the rest of the story but there you go.

    My wife is a proud farter too.
     
    #29 MR. MEOWGI, Sep 19, 2003
  10. AntiSonic

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    What a bizarre few days in the Hangout. Between this and the "Woooof" thread, my preconceptions of the opposite sex have been shattered.
     
    #30 AntiSonic, Sep 19, 2003
  11. don grahamleone

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    My sister's best friend will fart anytime she is around friends. I hadn't seen the girl in about 4 years and when I go to hug her she hugs me around the neck, turns her ass towards me and farts. So classy, yet I still love her the same.
     
    #31 don grahamleone, Sep 19, 2003
  12. rockets-#1

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    Of course girls fart, they wouldn't be fomfotable if they held it in.:)
     
    #32 rockets-#1, Sep 20, 2003
  13. DonnyMost

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    girl farts are silent and smell like daisies.
     
    #33 DonnyMost, Sep 20, 2003
  14. meggoleggo

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    Just think about all the stuff that women already know about men (i.e. farting, belching, scratching, etc) and yet we still are attracted to the opposite sex.... I think you can overcome this minor setback.

    *Burp!*:D
     
    #34 meggoleggo, Sep 20, 2003
  15. London'sBurning

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    Hell yes they fart. You know your in a comfortable relationship with a girl and have taken the next step if you two can comfortably fart around eachother. The same can be said with comfortable silence like how they say in Pulp Fiction :D As someone that's grown up around two older sisters, I guarantee they fart. They're not as vulgar to brag about it, or make it noticeable as guys, but yes they do. After growing up with my two sisters I will never ever live in a house/apartment where there's only one bathroom :D

    By the way statistically farting atleast 20+ times a day whether it be a burp or fart is healthy to the body. It goes with the saying that there's more room outside then in :D
     
    #35 London'sBurning, Sep 20, 2003
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