/me raises hand. One of my sisters longtime friends became one pretty soon after graduating high school. I met alot thru her since she was always hanging out at our band rehearsals and always brought friends. Most of them were normal girls that didnt mind showing off for money....accordin to them, only about 1 in 5 girls at that time would do "extra"... What is it about rock bands that seem to attract strippers like bees to honey?
This is now a chapter I have passed on. Strippers are fun to date, but they all have issues, regardless of the facade they try and portray. That said, those places used to be like shooting fish in a barrel. I still recall the last time I went to pick up a chick. Probably about 5 years ago. I had my friend pretend I was a professional singer and he was my agent, and we were heading out of town the next day. She bought it. We exchanged numbers and she called me around 3:00 to ask if I'd like to go to her place. It was in the middle of nowhere, and I'd had enough to drink, so I made her say she'd have to drive me back if I took a cab. Stupid cab cost $40 to get out to her place. Once there, I had a few beers, but her and her friend were on a coke fest. The saddest part was that we were doing a "strip" poker type thing, and next thing I see is both of them making out with all of us naked. They asked me to join, but no. My dumb ass still thinks that I would like to have a couple more beers before doing all of that. So we all get our underwear back on and head towards the kitchen. About an hour later, when I am ready to have some fun, the girls get all moody and say they are tired and say I should leave. So instead of a threesome, I get to pay another $40 to take a cab home. I saw her a couple more times, but she was too much into coke for me to be interested. Quite frankly, that's when I decided I was done with strippers. They make for good stories, though. I have dozens of them.
Man, there are some great one liners on this thread. I'd hate to bring this up and call attention to it: But does there have to be a cracked joke about me on EVERY thread?
I'd say strip clubs is the way to go over webcam, not so much over p*rn. Using the Perv Moneyball measure. p*rn is more immediate, & you can replay it if its good. A stripper you have to rePAY to replay. Stripper contact might be an 8 on a 10 scale, p*rn a 6 (full on service a 10). But strippers you pay out at an 8 level, and only a 3 level for p*rn. Webcamming seems the biggest waste of them all. Its a real person on a cam, but if you're paying out the same might as well do that with a real LIFE person. I haven't gone to any gentlemen's clubs. Maybe cuz I never considered the cheap food angle
