never eaten at one and really don't care for strip clubs. i'm irritated when naked girls pretend to want me. in real life if you're naked and eyeing me, you're gonna get a real good spanking.
Haha I don't even like to watch and eat, that feels strange to me, then again, I don't really like going to strip clubs. I thought there's no sex in champagne room anyways?
I have a coworker who does that. Female, married with children. She doesn't have sophisticated taste when it comes to food, though.
I have never gone to a strip club and never will. Paying for blue balls... what a racket that is. At least if you were at home watching porno you could "take care of business"
Likewise. Never hit up a tittie joint, don't plan on it either. Miguel... I go to Hooters for their wings. To teach their own, man.
Back in the day, it was one of the easiest places to pick up girls. Loose women with self-esteem issues who come up to you half naked? It was filled with win. These days, after Vegas corrupted our city, they are nothing more than glorified whorehouses. Sorry, toots, I'm not going to "buy 10 dances" from you so you can blow me. And now I sound like an old fart.
I haven't been to a strip club in years. The last time I went, I was there with a friend of mine and his sleezy gf. They basically were there to drink shots and she can act all "outrageous". It was a bit boring to tell you the truth. But I can see how I enjoyed it in my younger days. It was a good escape from the real world, especially when I had a surplus of cash. For all you guys with, "I have never been to a strip club..." you should try it out atleast once. Going with the right frame of mind can make all your troubles go away one dollar at a time. But for me, the money thing is at the top of my thoughts,so I doubt I could really enjoy my time there. But the funny thing is I can drop 50-60 at a sports bar and not think much of it.
You should NOT be getting BLUE anything from going there. Watch, enjoy, get an excited heart rate... ok... THAT'S IT. Someone once told me their girlfriend said: "I don't care where he gets his appetite, as long as he eats at home " That's in San Antonio, yes yes? Or Waco? I only ask the latter because of your ties with Baylor I remember. Yes, I know some females also go there. Do females you know go there?
OK, your useless opinions aside about mixing food and an adult show (there is no real sex, don't worry), what places in Houston have good lunch buffets that I can go to during my lunch break? I have a couple of freaky co-workers (one female) and I want to go try it out at least once. It would be an interesting experiment for all of us. And yes, since I am a fat ass I prioritize food quality and value over strippers. I will probably be eying my female co-worker to gauge her reaction more so than the strippers anyways. Hopefully she will get all hot and bothered and decide to blow me on the way out (yes, she is hot and very flirtatious by nature).
Yeah, sometimes after league we all head out to a bar/club for some casual hangin out....during league we are all too focused on winning so don't get to really just talk. The last couple of weeks, the wife decided she wanted to go to a "gentlemen's club"...so we went. Man, I've got a cool wife.
I agree. At a minimum, no need to have a holier than thou attitude about it (not that anyone here is, but just because you haven't gone to a strip club doesn't make you some kind of saint or something). I've only been very very infrequently - when I turned 18 I did go to a few just randomly with friends but since then just bachelor parties. Frame of mind really does matter. As I've gotten older, actually, I've learned to enjoy myself more at a strip club...to not feel as dirty in a way. Go in with a bunch of friends, overpay for drinks but get drunk anyway, "people-watch" and take it as far as you want (which for me, isn't very far...but for others...to each their own), and try and have a good time.
I've been to many strip clubs but never ate the food. I guess I was always scared because my ex was a stripper and let me know it was not the most sanitary place in the world.
