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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Jan 16, 2006.

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Put a bar of chocolate in a plastic bag and stash it in your pocket. Smear accordingly...

Who's the king of the handicap stall now?

#41 Invisible Fan, Jan 16, 2006

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snickers works the best... or just leave some peanut butter.. id much rather use either of those than cleaning piss, who knows who else pissed on that seat. ugh

#42 AMS, Jan 16, 2006
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cmon hasnt any of you ever "accidentally" spilled soda or ketchup on the theater seat next to you to ensure noone sits next to you? It's the same thing

#43 hotballa, Jan 16, 2006
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I can't believe he is touching a urinal

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#44 BigSherv, Jan 16, 2006
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how is pissing on it making it that much "less gross?" If you see that, then flush it again if you really want to use it. Pissing on the seats is, in my opinion, pretty gross itself.

What kind of hypothetical question is this anyways? HOW did you come up with THAT as a solution to anything... much less bringing it up on a forum....

From now on, I'll piss in my computer so no one else would get a bunch of pop-up ads in it. (I doubt I would be able to either after that....) To add to that, I'll also piss in the swimming pool.... nvm, that's already been done by too many people.
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man, you gotta see it, there's like corn and stuff floating around and they mixed in with the unflushed tissue like how socks get tangled with towels in the washer. It's disgusting.

#45 hotballa, Jan 16, 2006
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Speaking of toilets... I work with a few older men (older than 40). How the hell do you older men get crap under the seat and under the rim of the toilet? It just boggles my mind.

I really pity an old man's wife

#46 BigSherv, Jan 16, 2006
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BigSherv said:

Speaking of toilets... I work with a few older men (older than 40). How the hell do you older men get crap under the seat and under the rim of the toilet? It just boggles my mind.

I really pity an old man's wife
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you've got to account for the splash factor

#47 bigtexxx, Jan 16, 2006

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mateo said:

Maybe the Longhorns on this board should go pee on Reggie Bush so Charlie Casserly wont be able to draft him with the #1 pick.
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No silly, the Texans managment should be peeing on Bush so that they can draft Vince with the #1 and then pick up Bush in the 2nd round. Duh.

#48 m_cable, Jan 16, 2006
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How many of you (admit it) have peed right on a handicap dude, to make sure no one else wheels him around? ...Huh? ....Huh? ....What about that?...

#49 cson, Jan 17, 2006
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I personally carry around a bottle of Hershey's Chocalate sauce. I claim my throne everyday at work!!

#50 Mr. Brightside, Jan 17, 2006
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alas, all the good puns and insults have been taken

damn it all

#51 TMac640, Jan 17, 2006
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So you are marking your territory.

Lots of animals do it.

#52 swilkins, Jan 17, 2006
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u could just spray some sex panther in there
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Works 60% of the time, every time.

#53 DaGlide, Jan 17, 2006

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hotballa said:

cmon hasnt any of you ever "accidentally" spilled soda or ketchup on the theater seat next to you to ensure noone sits next to you? It's the same thing
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While less wrong than peeing on a toilet seat intentionally ... still wrong.

#54 DaGlide, Jan 17, 2006
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hotballa, do you just have some claustrophobia issues?

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hotballa, do you just have some claustrophobia issues?
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Maybe it is a weight issue. Like the need to make theater seats larger, this restroom needs to make their stalls larger to handle the ever expanding size of today's crappers.

#56 Saint Louis, Jan 17, 2006
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hotballa, do you just have some claustrophobia issues?
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Have you ever sat in a stall where your knees and elbows are touching the walls? I'm not a big guy or anything, the thing is just too damn narrow. I have difficulties wiping due to the narrowness of the stall. I have to kinda stand sideways to wipe, cuz if I face the toilet, it's kinda difficult to throw the tissue in the toilet after I'm done. If I face the door, its hard for me to wipe cuz I'm a righty and they place the tissue roller on the left side of the stall. I've been able to get around it by wiping while I'm sitting but it's hard for me to gauge whether I'm clean or not, and sometimes I have to bring it around to take a look at it. it's just not a pleasant situation.

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hotballa said:

Have you ever sat in a stall where your knees and elbows are touching the walls? I'm not a big guy or anything, the thing is just too damn narrow. I have difficulties wiping due to the narrowness of the stall. I have to kinda stand sideways to wipe, cuz if I face the toilet, it's kinda difficult to throw the tissue in the toilet after I'm done. If I face the door, its hard for me to wipe cuz I'm a righty and they place the tissue roller on the left side of the stall. I've been able to get around it by wiping while I'm sitting but it's hard for me to gauge whether I'm clean or not, and sometimes I have to bring it around to take a look at it. it's just not a pleasant situation.
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You're a weirdo.

#58 underoverup, Jan 17, 2006

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hotballa said:

I'm thinking about peeing on the handicap toilet during the morning so that I can use it for myself for the rest of the day. It's very roomy, and I always use it, but recently I think someone else has started using it, and they always have some bits left in the can that they couldn't flush down. Frankly it's digusting. I peed on the seat the other day by accident, and when I came back in the afternoon, the piss was still there, but the stall next to it was messy and unflushed. So I'm thinking to pee on the seat everyday to prevent that guy form using it. Thoughts?
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I wasn't going to participate but
How do you tell your piss from some else's piss?
Piss is Piss?
It is all yellowish

So you maybe sitting in someone else's piss

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#59 Rocket River, Jan 17, 2006
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Rocket River said:

I wasn't going to participate but
How do you tell your piss from some else's piss?
Piss is Piss?
It is all yellowish

So you maybe sitting in someone else's piss

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I guess I'll just wipe it down real good with a paper towel or something, maybe use some of the handsoap if I'm not sure. Besides, who else would piss on the toilet seat? I dont think theres that many people like that at work.

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