Another sweet strategy is to just stand in front of the door (on the inside) of the bathroom. Have your happy sausage out, and if anyone even just opens the door, give them a spray. After a while, your bathroom will be known as "that" bathroom, and you will have the whole thing to yourself.
I mean I understand the loving of the handicapped stall because that is where I always want to go, but pissing on the seat intentionally?? C'mon, that is just I don't know...but then again, I guess nothing surprises me in this world these days.
i dont really wanna do it, but you gotta see the toilet bowl after the guy is finished with it. I mean, I know the fellah makes an effort to flush, but there's swirls of tissue paper and what looks like undigested corn every time. I should take a picture next time so you guys can see why I gotta resort to this.
If it bothers you that much, just write him a note and leave it in the handicapped stall (something to the effect of "FLUSH THE TOILET COMPLETELY, DAMMIT!!"). I know a couple of times where people did that and it made the situation better.
Maybe the Longhorns on this board should go pee on Reggie Bush so Charlie Casserly wont be able to draft him with the #1 pick.
Put drops of red food coloring on the seat. Then piss on the seat but make sure you don't wash all the food coloring into the bowl. Guaranteed no one will use that toilet. Pissing on the seat alone is not effective.
how is pissing on it making it that much "less gross?" If you see that, then flush it again if you really want to use it. Pissing on the seats is, in my opinion, pretty gross itself. What kind of hypothetical question is this anyways? HOW did you come up with THAT as a solution to anything... much less bringing it up on a forum.... From now on, I'll piss in my computer so no one else would get a bunch of pop-up ads in it. (I doubt I would be able to either after that....) To add to that, I'll also piss in the swimming pool.... nvm, that's already been done by too many people.
Hmmm... Peeing on things to mark them as yours.. Well I guess if it works for dogs then might as well give it a shot. The next time I ride the LRT I'm going to pee on a seat to reserve it so I don't have to stand.
You could do like they did in the movie Real Genius and gas the dude, then put a tiny speaker in his mouth and next time he goes to the bathroom tell him that you are God speaking to him and he must flush the toilet completely, or else...
Wow! I can't stop laughing at the first post and the rest of the "suggestions", this has to be one of the funniest threads that I have ever read on this BBS.
