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  1. dachuda86

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    Daryl Morey once traded the Grizzlies for Kyle Lowry by offering them a box of tic tacs in exchange.
     
    #41 dachuda86, Feb 27, 2010
  2. Patience

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    Daryl Morey doesn't beat the Spurs with his own homegrown talent, instead he takes the Spurs' unused talent, gives them our garbage in return, and then watches as the player he stole torches the Spurs for 30 points and 13 rebounds.

    (Gotta love the Scola trade...)
     
    #42 Patience, Feb 27, 2010
  3. ABforPresident

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    Who would win in a fight between chuck Norris and mike Tyson?

    ...DMorey
     
    #43 ABforPresident, Feb 27, 2010
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    When Morey wants to change a $100 bill, he gets 3 $50 bills
     
    #44 david_rocket, Feb 28, 2010
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    daryl morey almost traded tmac for chuck norris, too bad chuck norris is too good for basketball :D
     
    #45 prodigy08, Feb 28, 2010
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    The only concern I have for Morey right now is recurrence of the mistake of taking Dorsey over Jordan in this year's draft which is said to be loaded in bigs. That would seriously screw us over.
     
    #46 Melechesh, Feb 28, 2010
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    R O F L.
     
    #47 seclusion, Feb 28, 2010
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    and we have a winner! :grin:
     
    #48 prodigy08, Feb 28, 2010
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    Daryl Morey and superman fought, the loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.
     
    #49 Akim523, Feb 28, 2010
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    Morey's first trade: Jacob's stew for Esau's birthrights
     
    #50 mrjohn, Feb 28, 2010
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    wins. :grin:
     
    #51 dachuda86, Feb 28, 2010
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    DM doesn't have to mow his lawn.
    He stares at the grass and dares it to grow.

    DM is immortal, he negotiated an infinite contract with Death.
     
    #52 MiracleShot, Feb 28, 2010
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    Best I have seen yet

    Not only would Daryl Morey Beat up Chuck norris, He would take his draft picks as well.
     
    #53 Redfan, Feb 28, 2010
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    Daryl Morey once played Russian Roulette all by himself, and won.

    ...and on the 7th day God rested... and Morey took over.
     
    #54 Jontro, Feb 28, 2010
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    He actually got 4 "blackjacks" (they aren't really blackjacks, but...) by splitting 2 aces once. I've seen proof.

    Quick, anyone got the odds for that (durvasa? :))?
     
    #55 AroundTheWorld, Feb 28, 2010
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