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DMO to mandatory military services in Lithuania?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by kaunomanas, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. joeson332

    joeson332 Member

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    whats more important Lithuania or the Rockets pursuit of the 3rd champioship DMO?
     
  2. Zergling

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    No DMo military-themed Photoshops yet? I am disappoint.
     
  3. peleincubus

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    i know right. everyone is rich there. pay a ticket collector on a train 40 euro an hour.
     
  4. Noob Cake

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    There is probably a height limit Dmo can use to become disqualified.
     
  5. Liberon

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    If he knocks somebody up, he's no longer obligated to serve? Get some elgible bacherettes ready. They can all come on a gurney so DMo can see what samples he likes...
     
  6. bobloblaw

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    He could also adopt one of Dwight's kids.
     
  7. HTM

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    yea, they just don't pay any taxes.
     
  8. XxTCNxX

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    I'll be the first person to step up and marry DMo so he can stay in the states. I know all the rest of you aren't MAN enough
     
  9. buck711

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    This ^
     
  10. solid

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    Very likely they will exempt him. He is a source of publicity.
     
  11. justtxyank

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    Bar Rafaeli was due to perform her mandatory military service with Israel, but the government let her out of it if for taking some photos in a gstring and her hands on her nipples.

    They said it was good publicity.
     
  12. solid

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    Maybe DMo should try the same thing.
     
  13. JuanValdez

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    Usually there are exceptions for these things for citizens living abroad. Don't know about Lithuania in particular.
     
  14. AvgJoe

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    But he likes to take on a "charge"
     
  15. rockets13champs

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    DMo is in america now
     
  16. alethios

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    DMo is probably a national treasure in Lithuania - no way they subject him to the lottery.
     
  17. AvgJoe

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    I thought typically national team athletes are exempt to drafts.
     
  18. shastarocket

    shastarocket Contributing Member

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    Maori is about to subject us to the lottery
     
  19. Exiled

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    Good point:)
     
  20. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    Plus he'd be an enormous target on the battlefield.
     

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