**** yeah that wide! ... then tragedy struck- CAPTAIN Tragedy! Anyway, define dirty. I was thinking like actual particles of dirt and dust and stuff, not bacteria.
T'wasn't T'weren't Neither Dick Nor Ass Under Your Balls Quarterly And his films: Taint Misbehavin' Taint Your Wagon 'These are the days, my friend. These are the party daaaaays!' (The vagina, by the way fadeaway, cleans itself. Natural juices.)
dimsie: I gotta give it to ya'. Maybe it's the NZ attitude. Maybe you just don't give a ****. But, you sure don't have a hard time expressing yourself around here and that's something.
Just the way this was put, man that was hilarious..."all that good stuff." I would say the outer skin of the anus just after you take a ...............
Your hands. It gets everywhere and anywhere. And it's how you wash all the other nasty ass parts the board members have previously listed.
This is how i came to my anus conclusion. If you were to scrape the "dirt" off of any piece of another persons body and put it into a spoon, which would you least like to eat. -sweat from the pits. -saliva and all the bacteria from the mouth. -sweat and germs from the hands. -or POO from the BUM.
Much as I love this, I have to say it's not a valid experiment. The testing instrument, your MOUTH, is biased. Of course it would accept the disgusting bacteria, tongue sludge, tonsil slime, and gum growth that it already contains ! Perhaps we could ask which one of those would you inject through a syringe into your arm. Maybe the bum still wins the day, but at least that experiment isn't as biased.
But it's from another persons body...still contains the ewwwwwwwwwww effect... ...oh, i also forgot snot from the nose.
I had to act as a human mop and clean up someone else's puke in hell week...so I'd say that someone else's vomit is pretty disgusting edit: i guess that wouldnt be considered a body part
A better way to put all of this has nothing to do with a spoon, or a syringe. think about how these parts are percived. people lick other peoples Vaginas, Toes, anus, scrotum, in between, navel, ear, mouth and every other god forsaken body part Voluntarily. and they will kiss their mother with the same mouth, but most all of us wash our hands before we eat. also I keep every inch of my body as clean as possible, but my hands are getting dirty quicker on this keyboard, holding my phone, driving my car, handleing money etc than my bum could in a whole day of running in sweatpants. besides fecal matter is something that your body produces from things you chose to put in it. Sure its poop, but it is a "clean" substance as far as your body in concerned.
This is a brilliant break down of the problem (I was about to say a brilliant ANALysis, but thought better of it). Yet, I have a question. If we accept that the hands are the dirtiest part of the body, then why don't people touch vaginas, toes, anuses, scroti, navels, ears, or mouths as a typical greeting? They shake hands. I guess just because it would be inconvenient. Dogs touch nose to anus as soon as possible. Maybe they're just being cleaner than humans.
Um... all of the above? There really *are* natural vaginal juices that clean the area, though. I mean, otherwise it would just be Yon Area O' Funk, right? I was trying to be factual rather than freaky... Jeff, I'm so misunderstood. (And of course the rest of my post was quoting Mr Show, the best sketch comedy series ever.)
