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Dirk's Psycho Ex-Girlfriend NOT Pregnant

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by RocketsPimp, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. RocketsPimp

    RocketsPimp Contributing Member

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    Looks like Dirk dodged a bullet.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4443297

    Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki was informed Friday that his former fiancée, who was recently sentenced to five years in prison for a probation violation in Missouri, is not pregnant as she has maintained for months.

    Nowitzki is in South Africa this week as part of the NBA's Basketball Without Borders program and could not be reached for comment.

    But Robert Hart, Nowitzki's Dallas-based lawyer, said via phone that a pregnancy test given to Crista Taylor which they had sought through a July court order has been confirmed as negative.

    "As we suspected from the start, we did not believe that she was pregnant and now that has been confirmed," Hart said.

    The test, ordered July 24 by Dallas family court Associate Judge Randall Grubbs, was administered in Missouri. Hart on Friday received the documentation confirming that Taylor is not pregnant.
     
  2. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Contributing Member

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    dirk is a pussy
     
  3. Pringles

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    Good for him.
     
  4. AroundTheWorld

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    Woohoooooo!!!

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    If I were him, I would do this now:

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    :D
     
  5. abigwreck

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    quoted for hilarity
















    and truth
     
  6. JuanValdez

    JuanValdez Contributing Member

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    I'm actually a little surprised. I thought she couldn't be stupid enough to claim something that could so easily be proven false.
     
  7. ghettocheeze

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    Loser and now impotent...sucks to be Dirk! :D
     
  8. Dave_78

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    Did anyone ever believe he could actually impregnate a woman?
     
  9. worzel gummidge

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    Somewhere in South Africa, the song "Die Bloubul" is playing where Dirk is, but all Dirk can hear is "1999".
     
  10. RocketJoe

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    Dirk you are not the father!
     
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  11. Cbox

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    No one is apparently.
     
  12. rocketblaze

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    i wonder if this had something to do with it!!!! :D

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    -Rocketblaze
     
  13. saleem

    saleem Contributing Member

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    Some people will say or do anything to get attention when they are desperate.
     
  14. aghast

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    The woman is a con artist. Even without a long-term plan, but hoping for a quick score/settlement, it was her only play left.

    Maybe she was hoping for a quickie marriage / reconciliation, or some money to abort the nonexistent child (e.g. Pitino, Rick)?
     
  15. doublebogey

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    Now Dirk needs a fertility test for himself. :)
     
  16. rocketman1979

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  17. HPD

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    hahahahahahahahhahaahhahahha!!!!!!

    i love those shows !!!
     
  18. leroy

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    I don't like the guy, but good for him on this one.
     
  19. Kracka0476

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    Whats funny is that she doesn't even look good.
     
  20. thcdrummer007

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    I wonder if this is what he looked like when he thought he got her pregnant..hahahaha...i hate dallas..
     

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