Did You Know?

Yeah, I knew that, but I thought it was his picking hand. Who cares, though, I don't listen to country music.

 

Seems like you don't like (rotten) tuna...

 

note to self: stay away from german girls.

 

My 10 year old brother just got caught looking at porno mags in the bathroom.

 

Touche

 

Aren't you married?!?

 

To maintain a constant water pressure on the system. 1 foot of tower equals .433 psi of head pressure. Since the minimum normal pressure for a water system is 35 psi, then the level of the water in a tower must be at least 80 feet above the highest connection to the system.

I just got my "D" water treatment license.


Did you know that the first rock album to sell a million copies is Iron Butterfly's In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Even more interesting is the fact that the song was recorded on the first take, without interruption.

 

Why did you leave your porno mags in the bathroom?

 

Did you know...the closest biological relative to the orgasm is the sneeze?

 

They got stuck to the floor.

 

Yeah. Eight years.

And it still doesn't taste like strawberries.

-- droxford

 

I've always been told 7 sneezes in a row is the equivalent of an orgasm......I've only gotten to 6.

 

Just to add on to some of the ones mentioned:

Bonobos not only enjoy sex, but they engage in homosexual activites. Female chimps mutually rub each others..... you know..... for gratification. Bonobos trade sex and favors for other services needed like grooming or food.

animals don't necessarily have to SMELL fear, they can physically see you tense up when you become nervous or scared. Ever hear of the horse that could count? Everyone thought this horse was sooo freaking amazing. All it did was keep tapping its hoof on the ground until it could see its owner relax after it had hit the "correct" number.

Sneezing is also the closest most of us will get to dying without actually dying.... your heart stops beating for a moment.

 

i like to add some more on these subjects.
The horse was very interesting. i believe it was a german Owner (always the germans ).
For animals Body signs are the most importent. They see if y9ou are strong or weak and if you are afraid or if you are dominant. So almost every animal can see that in a man.

About the Monkey's and sex. Did you know that raping is very common among man apes? also going to war.
oerang oetang Rape other females.(there has been a case where a human was raped by a oerang oetang.

Chimpansees go to war against other tribes. if they life next to each other there can be war. Basically it means that a group of young adult males of one group go's to the teritoria of the group next to them and they kill every individual the encounter.

(maybe we are decendents of the apes)

 

Besides people and chimps, ducks are the only other animal that uses rape for sexual intercourse.

 

PBS was founded by the University of Houston.

 

Did you know that in less than 20 minutes I'm going to start my homecoming weekend off by being torn up by a test... ?

yet I'm online

 

Boston College

 

I didn't know he grew up in Alabama.