did anyone noticed cynthia cooper forgot her lines on the halfetime report???

I started that last year.

Drink when she stutters. You have to chug when she makes that "pressing my face against the camera" look.

 

I stopped watching half time show soon after Cooper was hired, her face give me nightmares.

 

I almost spit my drink out all over the keyboard when I read the post about the Cynthia Cooper farting look. No PUN intended, but she does stink. Good post pariah.

 

man i bet i could do a better job tjhan cooper straight up!

 

man she sucks............

 

Doesn't matter how much we complain, Tim doesn't care.

The decision has been made by Les, and the buck stops there.

DD

 

At least we can understand Coop.......when she doesn't get brain lock. We'd need the Lil' John Slang Pocket Translator to understand the words coming out of your dome.

 

LOL

 

I couldn't breathe when I saw that, I was literally ROTFL so hard. She had me in tears, smacking the couch.

Coop is now the best show on tv. She is a train wreck, spilling cargo and passengers and stray sheep all over the place. And yes, the coop drinking game had officially started early at my house. Was it red bull and vodka, or gin? Why not both? OMFG! She - stopped - and - got - note - cards - and still can't read them! Oh no you didn't!

Wheere's that vodka?

 

the quality of the reception is pretty crappy no doubt but i'm glad that we atleast get to watch EVERY single game of the pre-season and season. i don't think every team does that but i might be wrong. when those national tv games come along i'll watch those broadcasts now since they look so much better and calvin's not here anymore. as for coop, i don't think anything else needs to be said.

 

my god, you guys are BRUTAL.


that said, when I record games for my own personal archives..i edit her out as much as possible.

 

Not every game of the pre-season. I think that two games that
will be played in China will not be on the channel 51, right?

 

Levels of drinking:

Teetotaling
Social Drinker
Big Time Party Drinker
Alcoholic
The Cynthia Cooper Stuttering Drinking Game.

 

Attn: Tim

Do you know how much publicity you could generate by promoting a "Dream Job" type contest for Coop's position? It would be awsome. Get some of the local talent involved. Give some of the fans a chance to report on a Rockets broadcast. It would be pandamonium.

 

She's worser than Tim Hardaway.

 

i'm pretty sure i saw an ad for them being on 51 during the heat game. i know they're both televised though so that's all that matters. 2 teams aren't going all the way to china without showing that on tv i'm sure.

 

according to Rockets.com, the game are both being shown on ESPN..with no local tv shown.....

so...im not sure what that means, will 51 have them or not...who knows at this point...but the good news is they will be televised for anyone with cable/sat.

 

If it weren't for her game, she wouldn't have a reporting job.

 

I really love Cynthia Cooper.

I swear to Christ I really honestly do.

Watching her stumble her way through the broadcast is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen. It's like watching a r****d trying to tie his own shoes. You know she can't do it, so you watch, and every time she gets her fat little fingers stuck in the laces it makes you laugh just that much harder.

It really is my favorite part of the entire broadcast.


God Bless Cynthia Cooper!