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Devices That Need Improving

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Mooch, Mar 1, 2004.

  1. JeeberD

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    My dad had a little portable radio about ten years ago that would pick up TV audio. We used it when we went to Broncos games so that we could also listen to the Cowboys games that were being braodcast on TV... :)
     
  2. bamaslammer

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    Already out. Some factory radios (GM comes to mind) already pick up those signals.
     
  3. nyquil82

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    THE FREAKING TOILET

    those archaic devices have been the same for decades with no improvement. CHANGE IT!

    in addition, have you ever fixed a toilet? its full of a bunch of different peices that take up a lot of space and can be broken easily. its really a simplistic invention that is very prone to breaking after time.
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    How about a musical toilet that plays everytime you flush.

    Or how about a toilet that you cann drink out of?
     
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    How about a fantasy football tracker. Everywhere you go it updates the score of your fantasy game. dudes would be all over this. Or, better yet, a handheld fantasy drafter that links up to the online fantasy drafts and beeps you when it's your pick.
     
  6. A-Train

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    Hey nyquil, back when toilets were first invented, they blew up a lot...be thankful for what you have. :D
     
  7. HAYJON02

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    I just got my Miracle Touch in the mail today. Ya know, the little trimmer, shaver thing that works "anywhere". It's cool and all but it really frickin hurts to use. Pulls the hair to an insane degree before it cuts it. I was gonna bring it to New York for spring break but I doubt I could get it on the plane, because I'm pretty sure I could kill someone with it.
     
  8. Hippieloser

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    How about a condom that doesn't take all of the ******* pleasure out of screwing?
     
  9. LegendZ3

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    Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
     
  10. Deckard

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    Obviously, you haven't explored the wonders possible during heterosexual love-making when you toss a groovy vibrator into the mix.

    You have no idea... :cool:
     
  11. Master Baiter

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    I agree. When my wife hits the third inch of my small intestine with that little buzzing thing I go ape ****.




















    I'm kidding of course. It doesnt even have to get that far. :D :D
     
  12. Mr. Mooch

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    SICKO!!!:eek: :eek:

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    And the ideas are scarring me. Yes, scarring. All I can gather from this thread is a kinetic, portable vibrator that beeps (or vibrates :D) when you can't, uhh, really, uhh, get to your fantasy league when you, uhh, need to that also plays TV audio. It could double as a cell phone with camera [​IMG].
     
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

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    The Phlobe 2000 never took off, but a hair cutting device would sell like hotcakes if it worked. With todays technology it would seem possible. If you spend $20 a haircut minimum 6x each year, the device would save you at least $8,000 over a lifetime. Well worth the 400-800 Dollar computer you would need to make it work.
     
  14. Chump

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    anyone else watch the reality show on Showtime about that one adult film making family?

    anyways on the last one I saw, the guy goes to Don Johnson, a big time sex toy maker, with new ideas for some products :)

    the 'come -hilther' motion vibrator

    the 'no-so-deep-love-donut'
     
  15. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Yeah. I saw it. funny part was when they went to that first guy to draw the sex toys, and he drew a stick figure. Hee Hee. Seymour wanted to kill him. Hilarious.
     
  16. AMS

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    How about a self replacing light bulb.
    A car that changes its own oil/carwash
    Washer/Dryer Combo, so u dont need to move cloths from one to another
    Can Openers... They need to make a "press the button and wala" can opener.
     
  17. Red Chocolate

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    No mention of a 'Jump to Conclusions' mat?
     
  18. nyquil82

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    how about the female tongue, which definetly needs a vibrator built into it.
     
  19. Mr. Mooch

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    So any other ideas besides playtoys?

    How about a really, really good paper airplane? Or maybe a new instrument that emits screeches similar to those of Macy Gray?
     
  20. peleincubus

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    a jetson microwave
     

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