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[Detroit] Strip Club Owner's Revenge w/ ex-wife

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Uprising, Nov 20, 2013.

  1. Uprising

    Uprising Contributing Member

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    Strip Club Owner Buys House Next Door To Ex-Wife And Installs $7,000 Middle Finger Statue


    Alan Markovitz, a strip club entrepreneur in Detroit, erected a 12-foot-high sculpture of a hand flipping the bird on his back deck. It happens to face the back windows belonging to his ex-wife, Lea Tuohy.

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    “How psychotic do you have to be to buy the house directly next to your ex wife and then put a statue up like that?!?! Real classy alan,” tweeted his daughter, Lenka Tuohy, on Nov. 11.

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    But Markovitz claims he has good reason for erecting the massive epithet: He says the man living next door had an affair with his ex-wife while they were still together.

    “I’m so over her,” Markovitz told Deadline Detroit. “This is about him. This is about him not being a man.”

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    His ex-wife Lea Tuohy (left) and daughter Lenka, who can see the sculpture from their back windows.

    The 59-year-old Markovitz, who is starring in HBO’s upcoming reality show Topless Prophet, is a well-known character around Detroit — from opening strip clubs on Detroit’s Eight Mile to being shot twice (once in the face), according to The Daily Mail.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/strip-club-owner-buys-house-next-door-to-ex-wife-and-install
     
  2. GanjaRocket

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    if the one on the other side is cheap enough, he should put up another one.

    actually raze the house down and build a giant flipping-off monolith in place of the house
     
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  4. CrazyDave

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    Obviously.
     
  5. LonghornFan

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    He looks like Uncle Rico. I bet he could make state.
     
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    Nice. :grin:
     
  7. Classic

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    He could prolly throw a football over lake Mich
     
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    Let me guess. His ex was one of his um.. subcontractors.
     
  9. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Lulz at this jarbone. It is a man's duty to gig whatever he can. It's in his nature. The ball is in the chick's court.
     
  10. rezdawg

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    Hello Lenka.
     
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    This guy is getting sued by 700 of his dancers.

    Sounds like a real nice and honest man.
     
  12. Rocketman95

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    Bull. ****.
     
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    Lol, one of the most creative payback's I've read. I wonder how much of it is motivated by promotion for his new show?
     
  14. BamBam

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    I wish I had that lake house, minus the childish statue...
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  15. Johndoe804

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    That dude looks sooo sleazy!
     
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    In for more Lenka.
     
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    A picture says a 1000 words.
     
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    shot in the face twice? fitty cent is impressed.
     
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    Lenka looks like a very nice girl. :)
     

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