Can't read what he said but it sounds as insane as usual. Not as insane as saying mallet is still good though
Wait. Ryan Mallet.....good at football? Like NFL rules tackle football or like neighborhood flag football games?
Already have man! I enjoyed today's game. I still hope we get a new coach... And I was right about Savage
Good you owned up but I’m not with a new coach. If Deshaun keeps getting better every day, Brian, you can’t push him to learn a totally new offense. 2 offenses in 2 years is not good for any qb, let alone a rookie/sophomore.
Did you know Watson is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol’ Watson pushes the priest aside and says, ‘I’ll baptize that piece of calimari!’ Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, ‘There! You’re baptized!'
You're just a troll. As much as you call others on here trolls, you can't help but to hate on Watson because he wasn't your guy. He has pretty much disproven every single attack you had towards him; arm velocity (check), footwork (check), accuracy (work in progress, but improving quickly). Admit that you wanted Brock to go to Cleveland and succeed just to spite the Texans for picking Watson and trading Brock (your guy) away. We will actually respect you much more for doing it, but I realize in actuality you truly won't. I don't expect Watson to throw 4 TDs and rush for another every week, but anything to shut your arrogant ass know-it-all self up, is golden in my book. If you were a real Texans fan you'd be enjoying this to it's fullest instead of making back-handed remarks on a NFL record tying performance. But as usual!:
I remember one time Watson took his family to Sea World; they were watching Shamu the whale when Watson got splashed. So Watson yells, “I’m DeShaun Watson and no one gets me wet!” So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, “How do you like it?!” And then damn if Watson didn’t step in there and finish the show!
I wouldn't say Watson is gonna get 5 TDs every game but that's literally true of every QB. He's shown enough potential through 4 games, which Osweiler and Mallet never did: Completion %: 52, 63, 67, 74 TDs: 1, 0, 2, 4 QBRating: 60, 76, 90 ,125
Anyways, Watson would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet tiger, who he won in a poker game from the Clemson president, through the park on a leash. He named the tiger “Beverly”, and he taught it how to fetch mimosas and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Watson had to shoot the maid.
This is the greatest post I’ve read on CF! I swear @Bobbythegreat is the biggest tool when it comes to his Texans bullshit. If Watson had 10 TD’s against the chiefs this week, he will still troll and puke his garbage all over clutch fans. I like the guy in other forums but anything with the Texans, he makes me nauseous.
LOL what an idiot. See this is what I'm talking about when I say that you shouldn't make yourself look like a fool in an effort to troll me. I'm never going to care about any mindless trolling so all you are doing is making yourself look dumb. Do better, be better.
Not trolling at all. All you do is troll Watson and hang on savages belt loop. When will you be ready to admit you’re wrong?
I'll write all of this off as ignorance on your part then. Doesn't make it less annoying, but it's better than nothing.
Bobby has admitted he was wrong about Watson. Honestly, just be a little bit more of a Watson homer with the rest of us, and everyone will get off your back.
