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[Deserves it’s own thread] Chandler Parsons named his new child Rocket!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TheRealist137, Nov 1, 2021.

  1. Squirtle

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    Could name her AWW RUBBER BAND MAN WILD AS THE TALIBAN!
     
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    Dog named Grizz lol
     
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    Man, gtfo. He left us. Not the other way around.
     
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    I imagine his next few kids will go downhill fast like a fat kid who loves cake.

    Stop at one Chan Chan!
     
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    Yeah, the popular thing is to make fun of Cuban throwing a boatload of money at Parsons after the most productive season of Parsons' career. But man, after 2 seasons in Dallas where Parsons declined, Memphis decides to throw a yachtload of money at him?

    Conley and Gasol were 31ish and Randolph had about one more good, productive season in him and...and you give money to Parsons thinking he's the missing piece to a championship run? Bruh.
     
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    or Bobwehadababyitsagirl
     
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    Derrick Rose is the father? Great name regardless
     
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    the meme squad is looking for dishwashers and busboys, now hiring
     
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    I thought fundamental Mormonism catered to multiple wives?
     
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    Though "Apple" was a strange name for a child.
     
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    Chandler is solid in my eyes, played like a 10 million a year player for us for 3 seasons. Dallas and Cuban picked up the tab for us, best of luck to little Rocket
     

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