Dennis Rodman is filming a documentary in Best Korea with the Globetrotters

Nobody in America chose to send Dennis Rodman to North Korea as an American representative.

 

Some notes about basketball scoring in North Korea:

http://legacy.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20061029-9999-1n29kim.html

 

Edit: Oops ... should have read the post directly above first.

I saw somewhere that the North Korean basketball rules is somewhat amended:
- 3 pt shots are worth 4 pts
- Dunks are worth 3 pts
- Any shot made in the last 3 seconds of the game from anywhere is worth 8 pts
- If you miss a free throw, one point is deducted.

Not sure if true, but I think it was a serious report.

If the Rockets played in this system, unless there's a total blowout, you'll see Harden play 48min. Asik will never get on the floor, because of FTs (imagine Hack a Dwight ...), and McHale may just win with small-ball and all the 3 pointers we take!

Actually, McHale must have thought the Rockets were playing in the North Korean League last night against the Mavericks, and our team was called the South Pyongan Nukes.

 

Morey would trade the Knicks Lin for James "Flight" White.

 

And DMo would be our starting Center.

 

Believe its Jin..

 

Dwight would be a min player at best.

 

The ones dressed in white are the virgins saved for the team that wins, the losers are used for soylent green. It's North Korean rules basketball.