Delonte West ballin with LeBron James's Mom

What separates fiction from reality is that fiction has to make sense.

-- Tom Clancy

 

All 4 of them went to Gloria's room at 3:30 a.m. to deliver leftovers?

 

Well maybe 3 of them went for leftovers/sloppy 2nds

 

Doesn't seem like if this HAD happened...LBJ would have just kicked his @ss right then and there?

 

I'm guessing they all came back together and were walking toward their rooms, when Lebron let out a loud WTF. But it was quite considerate of lebron to check on his mom and bring her leftovers.

 

I'm guessing they were just traveling in a group, maybe their rooms were all along the way?

 

I believe only Delonte is crazy enough to bang LBJ's mom and then actually open the door in a towel when LBJ knocks

 

Maybe he tried to and the guys held him back. I mean, if it broke out into a full out melee, the police would have been called and the story would have been blown wide open.

 

Yeah... that's the other part of the story that sounds weird.... but Delote West is the human deux ex machina of sports rumors, when he's involved, any kind of strange plot twist is made believable.

 

His mom taught him a lesson

"DITCH ME TO HANG OUT WITH JAY-Z AND BEYONCE . .. WELL . . HOW YA LIKE ME NOW!!!" Gloria James

Delonte was on house arrest . .. like a true prison inmate
he was simply looking for a hole and a heartbeat!!!

Rocket River

 

Delonte had 3 loaded guns tucked into his towels. He looked at LBJ's leftovers with disdain: no KFC? no donuts? no thanks.

 

Only 2 of these were guns.

 

dayum mutha****a

 

Well, I guess Delonte finally got him back for this dunk.

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It's about time Delonte took it to the hole.

 

This just isn't true, it is ridiculous...

 

So you're saying its ridiculous that a walking std like Delonte West and Lebron's mom wouldn't get it on?

Dude, in this case, with the people involved, alcohol was not required to make this happen. Maybe just some KFC.

 

EDIT:

 

I think you also missed the letter "u" in "stud."

 

Only if Delonte wasn't using a condom.