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Death Star Truth Movement!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by halfbreed, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. halfbreed

    halfbreed Contributing Member

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    You knew the "official story" was wrong. They just made it up to lead the sheeple into blind loyalty to the storm troopers!!

    http://www.websurdity.com.nyud.net:...ions-was-the-death-star-attack-an-inside-job/


    Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

    Websurdity Link: This article was inspired by the fine users at the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) Forum, to whom I am indebted for the use of much of this material.

    We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.

    Like many Americans, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.

    Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

    Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.


    Uncomfortable Questions about the Death Star Attack

    The cover of Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack


    1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?

    2) Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?

    3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

    4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

    5) Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?

    Emperor Palpatine fails to act after being informed of the attack


    6) How could any pilot shoot a missile into a 2 meter-wide exhaust port, let alone a pilot with no formal training, whose only claim to fame was his ability to “bullseye womprats” on Tatooine? This shot, according to one pilot, would be “impossible, even for a computer.” Yet, according to additional evidence, the pilot who allegedly fired the missile turned off his targeting computer when he was supposedly firing the shot that destroyed the Death Star. Why have these discrepancies never been investigated, let alone explained?

    7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?

    8) How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?
     
  2. MadMax

    MadMax Contributing Member

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    I heard the FBI tried to duplicate that shot over and over again with their top pilots and marksmen, and were unable to do so.

    just sayin'.
     
  3. HayesStreet

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    I'm suprised they ignored the role Lord Vader's DAUGHTER played in the whole death star/droid conspiracy!
     
  4. Sishir Chang

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    I'll say one thing, the first Death Star was built a helluva lot better than the second Death Star. The first Death Star had a narrow canyon with all kinds of gun turrets to protect its one tiny weakness. It took a Jedi powers for Luke to get those photon torpedos in that chute. The second Death Star was so poorly built, it needed a force field. How the hell do you not put any protection around that central core? A blast shield, and internal force field...SOMETHING! I bet the emperor hired a bunch of unskilled illegal immigrants to work on it to save on labor costs...
     
  6. IROC it

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    It's W's fault.
     
  7. B-ball freak

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    They had to allow the attack, even though they knew about it before hand, so they could keep their constituency in a state of terror. How else would they be able to tax them more so they can hand out contracts to their closest friends to build even more ineffective Death Stars?
     
  8. professorjay

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    This is further proof that Ronald Reagan's Star Wars plan was ill conceived. In the meantime I'll wait for 'Star Wars 7 - The 1138 Commission Report: Final Report of the National Commission on Rebel Attacks Upon the Death Star' to make a final decision. (How do you like that 1138 reference Star Wars geeks?)
     
  9. Sishir Chang

    Sishir Chang Contributing Member

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    The Second Death Star was under construction. Since my galactic construction Bantha Corp bid on the construction I can tell you it was going to be far cooler when it was completed. And as far as that illegal Gungan labor let me tell you everyone hires them. You think you can get a giant planet destroying space station built for under 1.2 Billion credits with unionized Coruscant workers? Hell No! You go Gungan.

    Check out any construction site and its nothing but "me sa dis" and "me sa dat"
     
  10. Austin70

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    There was a conspiracy when their leader was injured being drug through the Death Star. His troops were all around trying to get off the Death Star, but no one wanted to help.
     
  11. pirc1

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    Lol, this is one funny thread!
     
  12. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    In all that black garb...Vader is so emo.
     
  13. halfbreed

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    I heard it was a Jawaish conspiracy.
     

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