Not to dazzle you with my nerdiness, but Racoons are members of the order Carnivora (family: Procyonidae; procyon means 'before the dog', another member of Carnivora), not Rodentia. I think they are supposed to be more closely related to bears than anything else.
ok well... i got some breakfast sandwich that looks like a burger and a hash brown, i got 2 other sandwich combos for my mom and dad. and then.. the lady said "we are out of hash browns, i only have 2 more, would you like some fries?" i was like wtf..its 9:30am why the hell would i eat fries that early. anyway, i ate the fries and my sandwich when i got home, i could barely eat it, thinkin about that squirrel that had gotten 0wned. More on how I chewed the food when we return....
Not to come off as a horrible person, but when those damn rodents infested the attic (right next to my room) a few years back, I TRIED to run over every squirrel i saw...twice successfully.