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Dear God:

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by fromobile, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. fromobile

    fromobile Contributing Member

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    Please Lord, please inspire Bonzi Wells' soul so that he may ignite our Rockets team into the playoffs. Just as you granted the 1995 Rockets health and a lineup that coaches hadn't really gotten a chance to defend against, you can finally make Bonzi the sixth man we know he is capable of being; a seemingly Godless guard forward who puts the ball into the basket and has a high basketball I.Q. You could probably also relax TMac's back muscles, and Yao's for that matter... maybe even finally heal Yao's finger. Deke's knees sure do seem sore, just to remind you, and, not to push, but if you haven't been watching the games Chuck Hays misses layups from some of the sickest TMac passes I've ever seen. And Rafer sucks.

    Amen.

    Fromobile
     
  2. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    I think Bonzi can take Harpring. What do you think fromobile?
     
  3. FFz

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    bonzi can abuse harpring... hell i think even deke can take harpring.
     
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    With God, impossible is nothing.
     
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    fixed
     
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    Whats with all the God, stuff, tex? if His mysterious ways include activating Bonzi Wells into some latter day Vernon Maxwell, He really needs a new phone screener.

    To quote Vernon Himself: "This ****** **** ****** ***** mother******, so **** ***** *** you *******."
     
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    amen, I think it'll be very difficult to ignore bonzi in the playoffs. Also if we lose first round Van Gundy will take alot of heat for not playing our third best player.
     
  8. fromobile

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    We'll, everyone on the BBS is celebrating Passover this weekend, so I figured it was important.
     
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    I forgot about our boy Bonzai.. Haven't seen him in a while. How's he doing?
     
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    Please Lord, do not let Brickfest Alston take 20 shots because he will not make more than 3, he bricks every shot he gets and its like he never makes them, someone needs to give him a bible because he is very horrible.
    Amen.
     
  13. rofflesaurus

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    not even god himself could help rafer
     
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    We need the Reverend J. Fizzle.
     
  15. Sishir Chang

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    Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Dear Vince Young"?
     

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