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Deal breakers (relationships) Bacon and whatnot

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dsnow23, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. dsnow23

    dsnow23 Contributing Member

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    So, I've gone out with a girl a few times. She's reasonably smart, reasonably cute, we have some of the same interests. The topic of bacon comes up. She's not into it. I'm dumbfounded. She's not a vegetarian, but doesn't really like bacon. I know for some people, it could be religion, or politics, or socio-economic issues, or education, or intelligence. But, for me this bacon issue is something I'm not sure I can get past. I could also never get serious with a girl that hated watching sports.

    What are your deal breakers? Could you enter a serious relationship with a person that doesn't understand the inherent goodness of bacon?
     
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  2. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost not wrong
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    Smoking.

    Religion.

    Herp.
     
  3. dsnow23

    dsnow23 Contributing Member

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    My last long term gf was a smoker in the beginning, but I talked her out of it in a couple of months, so I can get past that.
     
  4. Svpernaut

    Svpernaut Contributing Member

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    Bacon, really? That just means more for you, you jackass!

    I've dated a few chicks long term who smoked, never again. I also like women that challenge me, or call me on my bull****. I've had a few chicks that fawn over me (god only knows why) and they've literally changed their political views, or views on hot topics in a month or two because of my beliefs and arguments. I mean, I know I'm a pretty decent debater, but giving up your principles within a month or two? Meh.

    I also really dig women with smaller t***, large B's, small C's. I dated a chick that was double-D and they were out of control. I prefer perky over bountiful. I have a lot more, I create lists because I'm far from perfect myself and I'm an *******.
     
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  5. dsnow23

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    In many ways, you remind me of myself.

    It's not just bacon. I'm into food. And if you don't understand bacon's goodness, can you possibly have good taste? Me thinks not.

    This gal has big knockers, bigger than I prefer. But, I'll chalk that up as a good problem. Not a deal breaker.
     
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    Having a kid.

    Bad temper.

    No career.

    Dumb.
     
  7. Salvy

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    So you hate that she hates a food that if she loved and ate tons of would make her fat....

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  8. dsnow23

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    Not if she's an athlete. Gotta consume a lot of calories to be an athlete.
     
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    Picky eaters are annoying. I like trying new restaurants.

    But not a dealbreaker.
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    She could still be fat if she eats bon-bons all day.
     
  11. LCAhmed

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    - Religion
    - Being a non intellectual
    - No sense of humor
    - Is super political
    - Opposite morals of my own
    - No assets
    - Has Children
    - Smokes/Drinks
    - Is not a virgin
    - cannot cook/clean
    - does not want children
    - is not like my mother
     
  12. Mr. Clutch

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    You're single, right?
     
  13. dsnow23

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    Somebody likes a challenge. Good luck with that. I hope you don't live in the US. Uphill battle if you do.
     
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    Both me and my girl don't like bacon, so it works for me
     
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    when you guys say religion is a deal breaker do you mean, "has no religion" or " Not the same as yours"?

    She hates ALL bacon, even turkey bacon? How can she not like Bacon? There is seriously a bacon for everyone.

    - Bad attitude/Mean-spirited

    I pay attention to the way she treats others (waiters, children, homeless, elderly)
     
  16. Jontro

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    Deal Breakers for me:

    - If she doesn't look like Jessica Alba
    - If she doesn't look like vintage Lindsay Lohan
    - If she hates having me watch her sleep
     
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    Not sure how she can look like 2 different girls, but I wish you the best of luck.
     
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  19. dsnow23

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    Well said.
     
  20. Deckard

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    Bacon? Bacon? You're kidding us, right? "Whatnot" indeed!
     

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