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[Deadspin] Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Houston Texans

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Commodore, Aug 23, 2016.

  1. Commodore

    Commodore Contributing Member

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    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-houston-texans-1785646617

     
    #1 Commodore, Aug 23, 2016
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  2. crose

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    Lamar Miller was a bad signing? Uh. Okay.
     
  3. vinsensual

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    Bobbythegreat Member
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    You aren't supposed to take it seriously, it's like a roast or a gathering of the trolls. It's sort of like nearly every comment Mr. Clutch makes. Sure it's inaccurate, that's not the point, the point was to troll.
     
  5. htownballa1622

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    Harsh but some truth to it.

    LOL

    I hope Texans players see this and get angry :)
     
  6. crose

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    That's what I am hoping, because those were some really horrid points as to why we will suck. JJ's too popular so he sucks now?

    I assume they will do this for every team.
     
  7. Bobbythegreat

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    Yeah, they do it for every team every year.
     
  8. dumbartonbass

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    Hey, he picked my submission!

    It's hard to roast a team with such a mediocre history, but this was good.
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    I actually thought the comments were funnier than the article.
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    Agreed, lame article.

    Really the reason the team sucks is because they waste picks like confetti (six picks for busts Nix and Strong) and over pay guys (Cushing for one).
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  12. HR Dept

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    Lol, I just watched that episode a few days ago.

    "Well, there's no flowers... or toys... or ... I mean, there's nothing on it. Where did you even find a cake like this?"
     
  13. Nook

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    Other than the JJ Watt part.... It is 100% accurate.
     
  14. Nimo

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    Is this new? I could have sworn something like this is as posted here about a month ago.
     
  15. Rocketman95

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    LOL, that was the most accurate part of the article.
     
  16. Houstunna

    Houstunna The Most Unbiased Fan
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    Injuries is the only way we suck... and we're on track... smmfh.
     
  17. dumbartonbass

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    I don't think you get the point of this series...
     
  18. ItsMyFault

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    I always love these every year. They get enough fans pissed off on social media for it to be worth reading.
     
  19. napalm06

    napalm06 Fertitta-McNair School of Management
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    I still have nightmares about Brian Hoyer. Interceptions. Interceptions. Everywhere.
     
  20. EddieWasSnubbed

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    Hard to use that kind of logic, considering two of your examples are questionable.
     

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