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DeadSpin Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Houston Texans

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Fantasma Negro, Aug 6, 2014.

  1. Fantasma Negro

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    I think I might die of laughter LoL
    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-houston-texans-1616882079
     
  2. platypus

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    The Texans stuff was funny, but I have to admit he ticked me off a bit ragging on Houston.

    This two chinned **** [​IMG]

    better watch himself :)
     
  3. J.R.

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    Funny.
     
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    Kam Contributing Member

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    I told you guys JJ watt is turning into John Cena.


    I'm so sick of this baby kissing, military saluting bull****.
     
  5. Remii

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    "Sip bud light and delusion equally and get drunk off both" _ that was classic...Lol.
     
  6. Wapzoe

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    You guys find this funny??

    It's probably because im not from Houston, or even the US but still.. pretty base humour
     
  7. mick fry

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    Not funny, dudes a tard.
     
  8. Creepy Crawl

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    The only part that I wholeheartedly agree with is the damn "fight" song. I am embarrassed as a Texans fan, hell as a Houstonian by that thing. The rest of it was pretty funny, but lay off of dissin on my city itself though.
     
  9. msn

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    dude is way off taking a dump on H-town like that.
     
  10. TMAC3

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    If you didn't find this funny then you have a bad sense of humor
     
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    Initially I was a little ticked on his pot shots at the city of Houston but it looks like he's trolling on every single city by pointing out the stereotypes on them. He was on 790 this morning and readily admitted so. He even said Houston is one of the cities that take it well. The only problem is that if you're going to do that, you have to at least have somewhat accurate information. You can rag on Houston about a lot of things, but you can't rag on them for food. Best food city in the nation, both quality, quantity, and diversity.
     
  12. conquistador#11

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    only TRUE fans can dump on our TRUE teams!!!! F this wannabe comedian!


    kind of cool that he does have an assistant.
     
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    The Texans are the Juggalos of the NFL. We all like each other but everyone else wonders what the **** we're doing with our lives dedicating it to something so stupid.

    Awesome.
     
  15. ynelilvs99

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    This.
     
  16. HillBoy

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    This was simply too funny. The most telling thing said was this:

    I wish to hell he'd do one on Jerry Jones and the Cowboys...

    The one about the Jaguars will leave you gasping for air: "Yo Gabba Gabbert" indeed.
     
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  17. Remii

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    He does one on every team.
     
  18. Brando2101

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    Houston #1 faints.
     
  19. HillBoy

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    I will probably stroke out from laughing on that one...
     
  20. MadMax

    MadMax Contributing Member

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    If you take an article like this seriously, you're doing it wrong.

    I'm amazed that some of you look at this team and see a playoff team...but this article is ridiculous. It's written to get a reaction; nothing more.
     

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