[Deadliest Warrior] 3 Vampires vs 183 Zombies...who wins?

Zombies. They kill all the humans. Vampires starve.

 

Fark!! No matter who wins the result would be Vampire Zombies or Zombie Vampires!!

 

There are no winners in such a disgusting contest.

 

can the vampires fly

 

LOL! I'm tempted to steal this for my sig!

 

It is my gift to you hombre. Feliz navidad!

 

Well, with us poor humans, one bit from a zombie and it's all over, you are infected, and you are going to turn into a zombie when your friends least expect it.

But something tells me the immune system of an undead vampire is probably resistant to the zombie infection, so really then it is mostly just 3 vampires duking it out in melee combat with 100 slow giant pomeranians - heavy, fairly quick, decent attack from claws, but almost no danger from a relatively small mouth and nothing to speak of as attack-based fangs or teeth. The human skull is very poorly designed as a combat device - the jaw has very limited range, and the teeth are designed primarily for slow scissor-like tearing of small bites of food, followed by a slow grinding into a pulp fine enough to be swallowed.

Now if it were 100 zombie crocodiles, I would be more worried.

As it is however, the fight is designed as a close-melee vs close-melee event, in which case, I would say the zombies still win. The vampires are only twice as fact, and have less stamina, and with 60-1 odds, that math does not stand up.

Now if the vampires had some kind of ranged attack, or special defenses, such as rapid healing or invulnerability, then that would change the outcome a great deal. For example, if the vampires could levitate or fly somehow, then their superior speed and intelligence would allow them to simply pick up one zombie at a time, fly up to a great height and drop it onto sharp rocks below.

Really, the setup doesn't give enough information to make a safe bet, but unless there is more they have not said, then the zombies win through sheer numbers.

 

Meh. Deadliest Warrior has jumped the shark.

 

Wouldn't the zombies win because they'll just eat the vampires during the day?

 

Spike TV is going to be straight awful when the UFC jumps over to Fox/FX next year.

 

Deadliest Warrior is stupid. They had a battle between a ninja and a Spartan.

Except the reenactment was in a field in broad daylight, and the ninja did some kind of weird war cry before he was about to assassinate the Spartan. The ninja ended up losing.

That pissed me off a little more than it should have.

Also, I don't think there's actually a program they plug numbers into. It's a lie I tell you!

 

Too many Twilight fans.

Zombies win.

 

This a million times over. Spike is completely collapsing, and the fact that Deadliest Warrior got stale after the first couple of episodes really highlights the network's major problem.


The programming sucks.

 

??? Zombies are scared of the light also, both can only move around in the dark...

Old news.

 

Team Edward wins!

 

since when?

 

why didnt they do one with werewolves and vampires

yay for twilight

 

Since which movie???

 

I've never known Zombies were afraid of light...

But the thing is...would the Zombies even care for Vampires? Vampires are dead flesh too so why would they eat them? Zombies may not even care for them.