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Dating chiks with diks?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RedRedemption, Dec 30, 2021.

  1. JumpMan

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    Accuracy improves with full-body pictures. Accuracy improves more when they talk. Accuracy is 100% when you find captain winkie.
     
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    The pics weren’t full body so I guess I shouldn’t feel bad (not that there’s anything wrong) lol
     
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    I've been married for 25 years, so I might not be the best guide on this, but here are my thoughts:

    Depends on your age, chiks age, and age of the dik. I'm 53. So if I were single right now, my chances of meeting someone who isn't a chik with a dik is very low. I prob couldn't use a no diks requirement, but then - would I want to? I think women who have diks are not NEARLY as self-centered. If she never had diks, she's probably more self-centered and selfish than women who have had diks.

    - If she has young diks, you're gonna be entering the picture as a father figure to it. Do you want that?
    - Will you feel resentment for raising some other dude's diks?
    - Do you already have dik? Do you understand the tremendous commitment and expense?
    - If she has dik, her ex will ALWAYS want pictures. This can add drama and stress to your life. Are you okay with that?

    If she has older dik, you're not gonna be as much of a father figure to it, might not have to pay for it as much, and might have less drama. Hopefully, you won't have resentment toward you for hooking up with this chik

    QUESTIONS:
    Why is she a chik with a dik? Did she get divorced? If so, why? [POSSIBLE WARNING: Maybe she can't make a relationship work]
    Did she have diks hairs made out of dredlock? [POSSIBLE WARNING: Might not have the same values as you, if you care about this]
    Can she accidentally get pregnant? [POSSIBLE WARNING: Might not be mature enough for sexual activity]
    Do her dik have any disorders or disabilities?
    Has she had a hysterectomy? Episiotomy? C-Section? What condition are her lady diks in? How's her libido?
    What is her career like? Are you gonna be stuck dik sitting all the time while she's working or traveling?

    NOTE: I say "possible" warning above because there may be circumstances when these are no big deal.

    BE CAREFUL...
    She might be into super-dik and looking for more than you.
    She might be so friggin' exhausted from being a chik with a dik that she just wants someone to load.
    She might be so scared of her dik ticking that she'll connect with whatever guy will have her.

    For all of these reasons and more, there is a lot more risk in dating a chiks with dik with very serious implications. This is why many men find it easier and less risky to avoid them.



    Happy new years fellas
     
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    I have no idea what this thread is about, but I don't like it and I'll have none of it.
     
  6. Nook

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    Meh… if they are attractive enough, I could be convinced… I’ve done worse.
     
  7. Two Sandwiches

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    I have four giant mud tires stacked, with a pane of glass on top, for my coffee table.


    What do you think?
     
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    your coffee table is too tall, probably a better setup as a kitchen counter
     
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  9. Two Sandwiches

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    I don't sit.
     
  10. Os Trigonum

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    then treat it like a wine bar for dates with chiks
     
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    We know what you like to sit on.
     
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    A nice, hard barstool.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Rocket River
     
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    Was thinking the same thing.
    NSFW
     
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    Don't kiss a girl for the first time until you've seen her with her clothes off first.
     
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    This thread took a turn l didn't see cumming
     
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    But WHAT IF.

    It was the chick of your dreams. Any woman you want. And you simply had to perform oral sex (to completion) ONE time on her/him. After that, the penis would magically vanish forever and a perfect vagina would appear. You could then have sex with this woman as much as you want.

    Would you do it?
     
  20. RedRedemption

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    Why wood I want the penis to disappear?
     

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