Daryl Morey's secret account on ClutchFans

Its obviously JCDenton. His advanced statistical analysis and illustrative graphs could only be the work of a genius like Murray.

 

Wohohohoho. ROASTED cashews.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">And I thought we were a destination franchise... <a href="http://t.co/j4pUkr2NY8">pic.twitter.com/j4pUkr2NY8</a></p>&mdash; Daryl Morey (@dmorey) <a href="https://twitter.com/dmorey/status/611973142483832832">June 19, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Bholic's humor attempt to get an interview from Morey for the trade checker job?

 

I think greg oden should stop trying to be a basketball player. He should embrace the adult entertainment world. it's the 2000s completely normal. Plus, doesn't oden know you can't enter the draft twice?

 

44 years old?

 

I thought it was serious until I got to that line!

 

Clearly too young to be a starting point guard for us. Maybe Maury can convince him to get stashed away in Europe.

 

****. We don't need to resign Maloney, I think we are still cutting him checks.

 

Sincerely,
Pablo Prigioni

 

Is this definitively a prank or was it a typo? It might make sense for a player turning 24 to say that he wouldn't want to be a backup here and would rather play for PHI or some other crap team. It's odd that the letter cuts off there.

 

You're over thinking it...probably just went into more personal details about who he is. Morey wanted to protect his privacy, but still show off the letter.

 

It's a very well written letter for a 14 year old. But that's a huge typo going from 1 to 4.

 

That letter is actually from DaDakota.

Since DaDakota is Daryl Morey, the whole thing is just an elaborate hoax.

 

Smokescreen

 

All hail His Grace, Mauray of House Rockets, First of his name, King of GM's and Stat Geeks, Lord of Table Tennis and Protector of the Cap.



Legendary

 

That's actually really funny. Every year you get a few guys who enter the draft with no intention of playing (it only takes a little bit of paperwork and a letter to the league office to be listed as a potential pick).

 

DD, you've just become my one and only favorite Mavericks fan.

 

of course