Daryl Morey asks fans for creative ideas for Free Agency Recruitment!!

i'm surprised they printed that last once, even if it was censored....glad to know these are the ones that are amusing , but wont make the cut, the rest should be better.

 

One child dies at Morey's hands each day until Chris Bosh signs. Yao's baby is not game as its right have been traded to Charlotte.

Spoiler

 

Trade with Atlanta
joe johnson (sing and trade) for kevin Martin and 2011 first round pick
hugh upgrade at PG position and i think its posible because jJ want a trade.

 

JJ isn't a point guard...and neither is Kmart, plus i don't want to hear JJ sing.

 

Use MLE on David Lee. Draft Cousins. Play defense. Problems solved.

 

You should stop now.

 

Off course, at SG position.