Yeah, the article states that the boyfriend told his girlfriend he had already done an experiment to prove that the encyclopedia would stop the bullet. After seeing some other videos, there is no WAY he actually conducted that experiment successfully.
Yeah, it's impossible. If you actually fell at the perfect angle for something like that to enter your anus it would have so much force that it would tear you up. Just admit it dude, you like anal play and you are afraid to tell your wife. (guy in story not YOU davidio840, I'm sure you aren't afraid)
And as if right on cue, I heard this on the radio and immediately thought of this thread : http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/06/denti...rench-after-all-other-efforts-failed-6688298/