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Darque Tan billboards.......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Drewdog, Jul 22, 2007.

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  1. Drewdog

    Drewdog Contributing Member

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    Want to know the leading cause of accidents among Housont freeways???

    :eek:

    They dont really leave much up the imagination there... Not only did I get in trouble with my fiancee :) I almost rear ended an F-150.

    This one showed the nice curvature of a womans butt.... sweet.

    Freakin' fake-n-bakers!
     
  2. Faos

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  3. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    There's some awesome side-boob on those billboards.

    Indeed a traffic hazard.
     
  4. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    who are those ads geared towards? are they trying to get men to hang out there and go get a tan. They can't be targeting women.
     
  5. whag00

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    Well if they are showing how attractive a woman looks with a tan, that is a pretty good way of getting women in there.
     
  6. Nice Rollin

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    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-i4UvDlISt4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-i4UvDlISt4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
  7. Cannonball

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    Hot women in ads make normal women buy beauty products so they can try to be just as hot. Models sell makeup, hair care products, diet pills, clothes, and lingerie to women. Why should tanning beds and products be any different.
     
  8. The Real Shady

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    I'm surprised there hasn't been a lawsuit yet. If I ever get in a car wreck with a Darque Tan billboard in the area I'm taking them for everything.
     
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    I'm curious as to whether someone would actually have a case in such an instance. I mean, you can't be the first person in our sue-happy society to have such an idea. Right?
     
  10. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    On the one hand, the whole idea behind billboards are for people to look at them.

    But where does it go from advertisement to public health hazard?

    I'll start the countdown on days til the lawsuit
     
  11. peleincubus

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    yeah if that hasnt happend it will
     
  12. Dr of Dunk

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    When you have dumbasses that see a billboard and start screaming "I'd hit it!" like they'll ever have a chance... ;)

    Back when I lived in Houston, the 610/59 interchange used to always have a billboard like that. I think it used to be the Miller Lite girls or something at one point. That was a great place for wrecks. I just hoped the dolts would take one another out and not some innocent people. lol.
     
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    In that case, that bridge has been crossed a loooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

    It's all starting to make sense to me, now ;)
     
  14. Tonaaayyyy

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    heyyyy come to think of yet, that billboard was there for a longgg time too! plus i think it had lights :D
     
  15. BrieflySpeaking

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    lmaooooo
     
  16. ubigred

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    Whats the purpose of getting tans? Aren't they connected to causing skin cancer?
     
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    Women see them as the greatest thing, just slightly ahead of birthdays.
     
  18. Drewdog

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    and implants.....
     
  19. Faos

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    I remember when girls would use baby oil to help their tans back in the day. I bet cancer loves that.
     
  20. XxShadyPinkxX

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    SOME slightly r****ded women yes.

    WRT the billboard: I actually wish there were more of them, but less morons driving. :D
     

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