Dame Lillard "I'm too solid for this weird azz era"

Someone said on Reddit; if Dame gets traded, Blazers fans can finally stop pretending they like his music.

 

Most boring waiting game.

Dame: Miami Please.
Portland working the phones.
Miami: Voice mail: Preoccupied in the bath room.

 

Best thing to happen.

Dame traded to Miami finally...

he gets injured on his way up to his press conference introduction. HE is announced injured for the season while holding up the Miami jersey.

 

@DreamShook

 

Pat Riley:

 

Hmmm, so I guess the Bucks don’t care that Dame plays no D?

 

The bucks can be watchable now.

 

Their biggest problem was an awful offense to close games, no real go to guy to give it to at the end. Will be a trade off on defense losing Jrue, but I’d say Bucks got better for sure.

 

Yeah added an athletic Curry lite......

 

Headlines I wish to read:

#WeirdAzzEra gets weirder as too solid turns into trade rhea.

Giannis gives Dame trade laxative to loosen solid.

Bucks form solid 2 with Greek/Dame. More to come as thing flush out.

 

So what’s your life like in Milwaukee? Damian Lillard: Bro, go to practice, go home, watch boxing, play video games. Man, I type in [boxing website] FightHype on YouTube 100 times and be praying for something new to be on there. Seriously, I don’t have much of a life. But that’s what comes with making a big boy decision. You got to be down for that and figure it out.
Source: Sports Illustrated

 

Dude can subscribe and hit the bell. Doesn't have to search for new videos 100 times a day. FightHype is probably not shadow banned.

 

dame o'clock needs some halp... getting a life

 

Maybe he needs a better Watch Collection....