Dallas weirdo stealing monkeys from zoo

"steal" lol who can own a monkey. Every single one of them to a monkey came with me on their own free will.

 

That's Dallas for you.

 

A lot of strange stuff going on at that zoo lately. The other week...it was a bobcat or something running around loose they eventually recaptured after spotting with a drone. Somebody making cuts into enclosures allowing animals to escape or something. Somebody will probably be doing some time after they are caught.

 

It's been even more than that... there was the clouded leopard that escaped, a vulture that died for suspicious reasons, some other monkeys that escaped, and now these monkeys. In the cases of the escapes, they say someone had apparently cut open the cages or something. Weirdos everywhere.

 

Dallas. Basically Florida

 

closeted monkeys sounds more like a D&D topic

 

Dontcha monkey with the monkey.

 

Confirms that the end times are near.

12 squirrel monkeys have been stolen from a zoo in Louisiana, officials say

Spoiler

 

its all fun and games until your monkey eats your face

 

Louisiana? Somebody's making gumbo.

 

Great..... what's next? Releasing the super chimps that we did horrifically unethical experiments on? This country....

 

They found the thief

 

Tonight’s Battle of the Bands! Closeted Monkeys versus King Cheetah!

 

Thank God they caught him. Finally I can rest.