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"Dad, you need a man-ssiere... or a 'Bro'"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Member

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    pics or GTFO... :eek:

    Son: What kind of bed is that

    Me: That's a day bed

    Son: well, i don't want one of those, I'd rather have a night bed
     
  2. Rashmon

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    That's actually just an old joke. I thought everyone had heard some version of it.
     
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    "Wait a minute. You were watering and all of a sudden it started raining? FAIL, father :grin: ."

    ^ :(
     
  4. fadeaway

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    A little Korean girl told me once that I had a "baby in the belly." :(

    Another one looked at me one day and said, "teacher... you... nose... big." :(
     
  5. Gutter Snipe

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    Back in the day when I lived in Japan, the kids in my english conversation class (aged around 5) asked me how long my unit was. They said "chin-cho", which would be my unit's length.

    I pretended that they said "shin-cho", which is just height. (175 cm).

    Seriously, how do you even respond to a question out of the blue like that?
     

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