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Cutting the pipes

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Gutter Snipe, Mar 6, 2004.

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  1. Gutter Snipe

    Gutter Snipe Member

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    DaDa explained this best for the rookies in the group. I won't miss the possibility that something could come along that would change my life like that.

    I wonder how us not having any kids is going to affect the whole process - I'm assuming I have to go to some general practitioner and get an ok first?

    For the veterans...did insurance cover any of it? How much did you have to pay?
     
  2. drapg

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    So how does this work? Once you're tied, do you not ejaculate at all at the point of orgasm? That just sounds too freaky and creepy to enjoy.

    Or does a puff of dry powder come spewing out?
     
  3. B-ball freak

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    I still can't get past that you talked HER into getting YOUR pipes snipped.
     
  4. thadeus

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    :eek::eek: LAZER BEAMS FROM THE URETHRA! :eek::eek:
     
  5. OmegaSupreme

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    that would be so cool. it could be like ninja powder or something that shoots and makes you disappear once it's released. kinda like in those old kung-fu movies or something.
     
  6. Gutter Snipe

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    Your swimmers only make up 3% of what comes out.

    B-ball freak, to answer your question, I love my life. I have a house, a good income, and a loving wife. However, we don't have kids and we'd like to keep it that way.

    Up to now, she's been against it because she said "I don't want kids, but if I knew I couldn't have kids, I'd want them." Now she's come around to my point of view where she really doesn't want an accident happening.

    I like to think of it as status quo insurance. Since abortion would not be an option for us, I can't afford any mistakes.
     
  7. Master Baiter

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    You still shoot the baby batter, it just doesnt have any potential babies in it. I couldnt tell a difference at all after I got it done.
     
  8. Dubious

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    I made that choice in 1978. I knew I had the Peter Pan syndrome. My wife has some regrets but we have had a great 30 years of fun and intimacy without the pressure of having to be a support system for helpless humans. After I was 40 and had some money and free time I thought about adopting but the wife said no (fair enough).

    The only biological diffefence I had was a decrease in hydrolic pressure at the time of ecstacistical release. It went from 'Fountains of Wayne" to the 'Dribble of drabble'. Somewhat disappointing but only significant if you plan on starring in your on MILF webpage.
     
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    You are the first person I've talked to that has noticed a difference.
     
  10. MoBalls

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    I was thinking about having this done also.....I always thought that nothing came out after having this done. I was ready to get a bottle of handcream and start spraying it when it was 'that' time....:D
     
  11. Falcons Talon

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    My dad had it done after 5 kids, but I won't be discussing that with him anytime soon...or at all for that matter.
     
  12. JuanValdez

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    Lol, Master Baiter and MoBalls with vasectomies? Was it a consideration when yall chose your handles?
     
  13. Mack

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    I've heard it's actually a little flag that shoots out, unrolls and reads, "BANG!"
     
  14. Mr. Mooch

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    Post of the year thus far. :D

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  15. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    The guy that does all the procedures in Austin is named


    Richard Chopp (and he does go by Dick).


    Old dude with no sense of humor, I've been told. He did the procedure to 2 of my coworkers. They said it was fast and painless, but you are out of commission for a couple of days.
     
  16. KingCheetah

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    Hilarious :D
     
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    I guess the nausea and the pics dont go good together, but I threw up as soon as I clicked the link to the second page on http://www.my-vasectomy.com/...

    I guess even a squemish rating of 6 was enough..:confused:
     

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