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Cure to our big three

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by flame, Jan 27, 2009.

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  1. flame

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    The NBA championship formula used to be "A dominant big man + a deadly finisher". It causes two mismatches in different period of a game. Other than that, an all star tier six man who can change game momentum is also very important. The rest can be built around.
     
  2. BrooksBall

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    Let's do the same thing with animals now.

    T-Mac = baby deer with duck feet (used to be a gazelle but now his legs often look like they are about to give out on him and he runs like a person wearing flippers)
    Artest = tasmanian devil (not a real animal but he's wild, intense and often out of control)
    Yao = elephant (slow and clumsy)
     
  3. Shaud

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    Calm down "the real" tinman ;) :D
     
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    LMAO!!....@ all the comparisons
     
  5. northeastfan

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    T-Mac = sloth (lazy)
    Artest = tasmanian devil (I like that)
    Yao = giraffe (tall and clumsy)
     
  6. BrooksBall

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    Sloth is good but check out the eerie similarities to a baby deer:

    <div><embed src="http://www.livevideo.com/flvplayer/embed/5D9A42A295554D5DA7CB9737E79EDFD8&autoStart=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" WIDTH="445" HEIGHT="369" wmode="transparent"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.livevideo.com/video/embedLink/5D9A42A295554D5DA7CB9737E79EDFD8/558162/gordon-shows-a-baby-deer.aspx">Gordon Shows a Baby Deer</a></div>


    And even giraffes are too aggressive to fit Yao (note how well they box out and fight for position):

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C7HCIGFdBt8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C7HCIGFdBt8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
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    Wow, I never giraffes did that.

    What about a Three Stooges comparison ...
     
  8. flame

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    :eek:


     

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