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[Culture] WTF Happened To Christina Aguilera?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Eh, I'd still take her temperature with my all beef thermometer.
     
  2. Han Solo

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    ****...i never knew she got boobs..When did she get those puppies? I got my material for tonight.
     
  3. David Stern

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    She eat Jessica Simpson:(
     
  4. emjohn

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    Aquilera is an alcoholic mess. Not a major surprise she got under control for when she gave birth and fell off the wagon again once she was done breast feeding.

    I'd slightly amend the questions:

    -What do her parents look like (particularly but not exclusively mom)

    -How abusive is her lifestyle (eating, drinking, etc) and is she having to kill herself in the gym to keep the weight off
     
  5. Raven

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    Anyone surprised by this must not live in America.
     
  6. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    This is for you, mister Hand Solo:

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    :grin:
     
  7. SunsRocketsfan

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    young skinny clean hot looking christina was awesome.. but even then fat piggy looking christina is still hittable
     
  8. percicles

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    Whatever fans she may have lost she will certainly make up with the black male demo. Dat Ass!

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  9. ROXRAN

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    Once Hispanic women hit 21, it's all downhill after that...Hispanic women can look so hot but only when young...white women usually can look hotter longer but skin complexion and onset of wrinkles goes ultra fast...black women have that happy medium of maintaining appearance longer than Hispanics without the skin issues of whites but there arms and hips are more likely to thicken too much as 30's hit...and Asian women freaking stay hot if they look hot almost forever, but they are less likely to try extra things in bed and have that strange crying noise when excited that weirdos me out...
     
  10. Rox_fan_here

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    Obviously you have never been to Colombia.
     
  11. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Or Houston for that matter.

    Btw, how many of you guys talking trash are fat yourselves?
     
  12. ynelilvs99

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    Another reason to not have kids. At least she can still sing.
     
  13. ROXRAN

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    Yea don't have kids, it's teotwawki...
     
  14. RV6

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    FIFY

    She let herself go because she has made it and doesn't need to be sexy to sell records, aka Adele Swag.
     
  15. jae713

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    I'd still bang her ******.
     
  16. TISNF

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    :( So how do I tell this Mexican girl I'm seeing to start losing weight?

    She ain't fat (yet), but she be teetering.
     
  17. ROXRAN

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    Have you seen the Mom? You know I was kidding in that post btw...but just do active stuff together and no fast food. You'll be alright
     
  18. G0 R0CKETS

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    Give her meth.
     
  19. percicles

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    F8ck her in the ass.
     
  20. ynelilvs99

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    I have heard this before. That does not work!
     

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