[Culture] Butt-Chugging

DonnyMost · Nov 13, 2011

http://www.kpho.com/story/15981315/teens-using-vodka-tampons-to-get-drunk#

PHOENIX (KPHO) -
It's no secret teenagers sometimes experiment with alcohol, even drugs, but new ways they're finding to get drunk had jaws dropping in our newsroom.

"Quicker high, they think it's going to last longer, it's more intense," said Dr. Dan Quan from Maricopa Medical Center.

"This is not isolated to any school, any city, any financial area," Officer Chris Thomas, a school resource officer, said. "This is everywhere."

When we heard how kids are getting drunk these days, we thought no way.

So we hit up the experts to find out if it's an urban legend or if it's legit.

"There's been documented cases of people going to the hospital with alcohol poisoning just from utilizing it that way," Thomas said.

Thomas spends his days patrolling the halls of a Valley high school. He's heard first hand how kids are getting tipsy.

"What we're hearing about is teenagers utilizing tampons, soak them in vodka first before using them," Thomas said.

"It gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. There's no barrier, there's no stomach acid to prevent it," Thomas said.

"I would expect it to absorb pretty quickly as well, because it's a very vascular structure," Quan told CBS 5.

"This is definitely not just girls," Thomas said. "Guys will also use it and they'll insert it into their rectums."

And that's not all.

"Using a beer bong rectally is the same concept as a vodka soaked tampon," Thomas said.

Rather than the traditional beer bong you'd find at a college party, kids are sticking the tube elsewhere to get wasted.

They're calling it "butt chugging."

"A lot of people believe it would cover it up, your breath won't smell like alcohol so you can hide it from the parents, hide it from police," Thomas said.

But take it from this cop, it won't work.

It's not just jail time that might be a problem, these new tricks are really risky and could cause some serious problems.

"It can cause mucosal irritation, meaning the vaginal wall can be irritated," Quan said.

Plus, what if you over do it? Irritation could be the least of your problems.

"Some of the dangers associated with this is there's no barrier," Thomas said.

There's also no gag reflex, and if it isn't going down the hatch you won't have that tell tale sign you've had too much to drink, which means you won't throw up if you've got alcohol poisoning, and you'll pass out before you know there's a problem.

"It's problematic because you don't really know how much you're going to absorb," Quan said.

It turns out that a super tampon can hold about a shot of vodka, which is pretty potent when it's going straight into your system.

"If the person does pass out or lose consciousness, health care professionals won't necessarily know that they have to look in those areas and that may delay treatment," Quan said.

If you're a parent of a teenager, what can you do to make sure tampons are used for the job they're intended and nothing more?

"Well then you need to get involved," Thomas said. "Stop being your kid's friend and be their parent first."

Another myth is that kids apparently think getting drunk that way means they would pass a breathalyzer test because they didn't drink the booze, but that's not true. The test checks out what's in your blood stream, not what's on your breath.
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RoxSqaud · Nov 13, 2011

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apollo33 · Nov 13, 2011

wtf...people are r****ded

Shrimz · Nov 13, 2011

I've known about this for a long time. It's very dangerous. It also probably became more popular because of that one episode of MANswers that said the best way to get drunk quick was through the rectum

G Zus Kryst · Nov 13, 2011

"If the person does pass out or lose consciousness, health care professionals won't necessarily know that they have to look in those areas and that may delay treatment," Quan said.
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Note to EMTs. Next time a hot beeatch is passed out, check her vagoo and claim you were looking for gin soaked tampon.

plutoblue11 · Nov 13, 2011

Teenagers sure do have a way of keeping themselves occupied.

Major Malcontent · Nov 13, 2011

I'm not proud of it....but in my misspent youth I drank stuff like mouthwash and Mexican vanilla in an attempt to prolong a buzz, but I think even at my ragingest, most no-hoper alcoholic moment, I would draw the line at sticking a vodka soaked tampon up my butt.

parmesh · Nov 13, 2011

DonnyMost said: ↑

http://www.kpho.com/story/15981315/teens-using-vodka-tampons-to-get-drunk#
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The war on substances leads some to do stupid, stupid things.

Dei · Nov 13, 2011

That is gay.

Blatz · Nov 13, 2011

RoxSqaud said: ↑

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I feel bad for the guy who shows up late to that party because you know everyone will tell him he needs to hit the beer bong.

Surfguy · Nov 13, 2011

Ass Pipe?

They also sell golf discs you can throw with your butt cheeks.

bigtexxx · Nov 13, 2011

LMAO that is awesome

ubigred · Nov 13, 2011

white?

ascaptjack · Nov 13, 2011

bigtexxx said: ↑

LMAO that is awesome
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Your rice ass is probably turned on by this kind of stuff.

Buck Turgidson · Nov 13, 2011

NSFW, obligatory...

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bigtexxx · Nov 13, 2011

ascaptjack said: ↑

Your rice ass is probably turned on by this kind of stuff.
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great post brah

not really

DonnyMost · Nov 13, 2011

Rice had to butt-chug 73 Cougar points in the Bayou Bucket this year. That's enough to get anybody good and drunk.

Classic · Nov 13, 2011

RoxSqaud said: ↑

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That guy better never get laid.

BenVR4 · Nov 13, 2011

white people do crazy ****

OGKashMoney · Nov 13, 2011

First thing that came to mind reading this article:

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