Shouldn't we merge this with mlwoo's friday storytime. I find his stories disturbing and yet I still keep reading.
Several years ago my 3 year old son came out of the bathroom holding a box of Trojan condoms. He pulled one out and came over to me and asked, "What is this Daddy?" Thinking he was too young to be told the true usage of a condom and wanting him to leave them alone, I said, "Those are rat-poison for killing rats." He said, "What do you Dad, ****'em to death?"
Yeah, I was wrong. For some reason I thought it said the individual moved closer to the window, then saw the reflection nearer. Reading comprehension level, low...