<b>Napster (R)</b> (True Story/Music Industry/Drama) Starring Ryan Phillippe (Sean Fanning) and Thora Birch (Girlfriend) Also Featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman (Lars Ulrich), Seth Green (the wacky roomate), Maggie Gyllenhaal (New girlfriend after Napster becomes big), and Naomi Watts (cause you can never have too much Naomi Watts) Directed by David Mamet Screenplay by David Mamet Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $8.00 million (Opening Weekend) $37.62 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jonathan Foreman, New York Post Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Damn, I'm about to force some studios to file for bankruptcy.
I just always thought Liono as breing pretty young. The rest of the Thundercats were all quite a bit older than Liono, except for the kids of course. I could see a blonde Demi Moore playing Cheetarah. She definitely has the raspy voice. Some of the other characters: George Clooney (Tigra), Seth Green (Wiley Kat), Pauly Shore (Snarf)
Looks like all my films hit the same range. Somebody Stole My Sunglasses (PG-13) (Courtroom Drama) Starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Connelly Also Featuring Ben Stiller, John Cleese, Emily Watson, and Patricia Arquette Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Screenplay by Susannah Grant and Adam Sandler Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $17.96 million (Opening Weekend) $79.09 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 5% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
This one is for HeyP: UT Kicks Rice's Ass (PG-13) (Paranoia/Revenge Fantasy) Starring Matthew McConaughey and Renée Zellweger Also Featuring Owen Wilson, Farah Fawcett, Earl Campbell, RIET, and Ricky Williams Directed by Robert Rodriguez Screenplay by Wes Anderson Projected Budget Range: $1 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $417.18 million (Opening Weekend) $950.99 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 110% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 110% Critics Most Likely to Praise: RIET, RM95, TheCat, gr81, Smokey, Any Living Being with Common Sense Critics Most Likely to Skewer: HeyP, KidRock8
The Illiad and the Odyssey (PG-13) (Historical Epic/War) Starring Russell Crowe and Helena Bonham Carter Also Featuring Ian McKellen, Joaquin Phoenix, Liv Tyler, and Rachel Weisz Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by Philippa Boyens and Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $23.34 million (Opening Weekend) $146.74 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 26% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 5% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
This was my last attempt(for the BBS.) Who's Parents Are Handicapped Now? (R) (Chase/Hostage Drama/Action) Starring Bob Balaban and Drew Barrymore Also Featuring Ian McKellen, Peter Boyle, Liv Tyler, and Nicole Kidman Directed by Robert Rodriguez Screenplay by David Mamet and Adam Sandler Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.75 million (Opening Weekend) $68.97 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Ho-Made Ice Cream (R) (Caper Comedy/True Story) Starring Ben Stiller and Reese Witherspoon Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Eliza Dushku, and Brittany Murphy Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans Screenplay by William Broyles Jr. Tagline : When evil Pimp/Hustler Philip "Ice" E. Reines (Stiller) kicks Ditzy Cox (Witherspoon) and her two best friends (Dushku and Murphy) out of his stable its time for the girls to find a new profession! Its a full-on riot when the girls get jobs serving up scoops of Ice Cream for small business owner George Mervyn (Jackson). Meryvn sees the potential and soon the girls start serving up a whole lot more then Vanilla. Now Reines is left wondering why his best customers are looking for Old Merv's Ice Cream Shop instead of him Projected Budget Range: $90-99 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $16.89 million (Opening Weekend) $82.47 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
Just by changing your Director to Peter Jackson and Writers to Peter Jackson and Philippa Boyens you add about $40M to your TDG... Peter Jackson's Bloody Kisses From the Grave (R) (Horror/Vampire) Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by Philippa Boyens and Peter Jackson Projected Box Office Receipts: $16.19 million (Opening Weekend) (Up 4.07M) $118.24 million (Total Domestic Gross) (Up ~42M) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16% (Up 12%) Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% (Same)
Borderline Porno (R) (Nightclub) Starring Vin Diesel and Halle Berry Also Featuring Brad Pitt, Jaime Pressly, and Mena Suvari Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $8.76 million (Opening Weekend) $64.37 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 14% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Yeah, I'm sure a film with the title "Borderline Porno" could win an Oscar. I suppose it is what the public wants though, so why be subtle?
One of the things that bugs me is that you can put in 20 million per picture stars and have like 50 to 59 million dollar budgets. This thing still needs a little more work on it.
on a tiny budget, my film makes huge cash. i'm rich! Library Trolls (PG-13) (Caper Comedy) Starring Jim Carrey and Halle Berry Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, Joaquin Phoenix, Cameron Diaz, and Michelle Rodriguez Directed by Jay Roach Screenplay by David Koepp Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $16.64 million (Opening Weekend) $91.22 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
Rocky XIV (PG-13) (Lingering Illness/Boxing) Starring Sylvester Stallone and Helen Hunt Also Featuring Tom Hanks, Will Ferrell, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Emily Watson Directed by Steven Spielberg Screenplay by Peter Jackson and John Logan Projected Budget Range: $120-129 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $16.10 million (Opening Weekend) $102.33 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Boner Academy (R) (Comedy) Starring Michael J. Fox and Shannon Elizabeth Also Featuring David Chappelle, Jon Bon Jovi, Sarah Silverman, and Denise Richards Directed by Woody Allen Screenplay by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: September Projected Box Office Receipts: $9.96 million (Opening Weekend) $42.71 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
The House with no Ceiling (R) (Paranoia) Starring Christopher Walken and Natalie Portman Also Featuring Willem Dafoe and Liv Tyler Directed by Ridley Scott Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.49 million (Opening Weekend) $90.00 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 14% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 5% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
The Curse of the Flying Hellfish (PG-13) (Adventure) Starring George Clooney and Naomi Watts Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Clive Owen, Linda Cardellini, and Eliza Dushku Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by Steven Zaillian Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.05 million (Opening Weekend) $94.18 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
