Mine wasn't too bad. I had a budget of 30-39million and made 15 million opening weekend, and 109.27 Million Total Domestic Gross.
My crap still sucks. I guess I'll go ahead and post it. I kinda ripped another movie. Varsity Purple (PG-13) (Football/High School) Starring Seth Green and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Hayden Christensen, Michelle Rodriguez, and Reese Witherspoon Directed by Rob Cohen Screenplay by John Logan and Alexander Payne Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million Planned Release Date: April Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.81 million (Opening Weekend) $63.97 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
"Imma kill you wit my bear hands":The Truth Story (R) (Paranoia/Documentary) Starring: Will Smith as Truth and Reese Witherspoon as Krystal Also Featuring: Billy Boyd as Nomar,Topher Grace as Vick and Sean Bean as Moe Directed by Cameron Crowe Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $9.93 million (Opening Weekend) $75.33 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 17% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
MoesT is a humble person. He doesn't need accolades like that. When I hit 5k, it's going to be all over the place.
PC Load Letter! (PG) (Office Politics) Starring Casey Affleck and Claire Forlani Also Featuring Topher Grace, Matthew Perry, and Janeane Garofalo Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Adam Sandler and Bret Easton Ellis Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.67 million (Opening Weekend) $77.75 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Desson Howe, Washington Post
That (18)70's Show (PG-13) (Caper Comedy/Historical Epic) Starring Vijay Singh as Dr Of Dunk Also Featuring James Brolin and Maggie Smith Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and J.R.R. Tolkien Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $19.62 million (Opening Weekend) $109.18 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 9% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat this stuff is tooo fun.
NewsRadio (PG-13) (Office Politics/Comedy) Starring Dana Carvey as Dave and Minnie Driver as Lisa Also Featuring Clint Howard as Matthew, Eugene Levy as Bill, Vin Diesel as Joe, Angela Bassett as Catherine, and Rachael Leigh Cook as Beth Directed by Cameron Crowe Screenplay by Cameron Crowe Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.27 million (Opening Weekend) $60.13 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Although GreenVegan76 technically beat me to the punch... Dude, Where's My Assist? (PG) (Caper Comedy/True Story/Societal Satire) Starring Will Smith as Steve Francis, B.D. Wong as Yao Ming (w/ lots of FX), and Halle Berry as Valentine, a sassy Power Dancer. Also featuring Eddie Griffin as Cuttino, Marlon & Shawn Wayans as bong-happy Eddie and MoT, and Rosario Dawson and Pam Grier as Hooters waitresses. Special cameos by Rudy T, Calvin Murphy, Bill Walton, David Stern, Shaq, the tools from Best Damn Sports Show, Period!, Jim Rome, HeyPartner, Turbo the Mascot, Freddie Prinze, Jr., and Gary Busey. Directed by Bobby Farrelly Screenplay by Peter Farrelly Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million Planned Release Date: February Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.83 million (Opening Weekend) $63.27 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Peter Travers, Rolling Stone Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
SARS Pacific! (R) (Lingering Illness/Musical) Starring Stanley Tucci and Lena Olin Also Featuring Lucy Liu Directed by David Mamet Screenplay by Charlie Kaufman Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $8.39 million (Opening Weekend) $56.07 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% I did it! I lost major cash! (Mrs. JB and fadeaway achieved less total gross, but they made money overall.)
SIZE=3]Norma & Linda: A Love Story[/SIZE] (True Story/Romance/Musical) Starring John Cusack as Nomar and Susan Sarandon as Linda Cohn Also Featuring Ben Affleck as Dan Patrick and David Chappelle as Stewart Scott Directed by Cameron Crowe Screenplay by William Shakespeare and Woody Allen Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.03 million (Opening Weekend) $46.60 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Just one more... mar1juana Row - The Portland Trailblazers Story (PG-13) (True Story/Drugs/Hostile Alien) Starring Shawn Wayans and Halle Berry Also Featuring Jon Bon Jovi and Cedric the Entertainer Directed by Spike Lee Screenplay by Woody Allen and Ice Cube Projected Budget Range: $90-99 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.55 million (Opening Weekend) $70.75 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Seinfeld: The movie about nothing (R) (Comedy) Starring John Travolta as Jerry and Winona Ryder as Elaine Also Featuring Danny DeVito as George Costanza and Jim Carrey as Kramer Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by Adam Sandler Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.73 million (Opening Weekend) $80.13 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: Slim to None Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Honeymoon in Houston: The SmeggySmeg Story (R) (Adventure) Starring Russell Crowe as Smeg and Nicole Kidman as Mrs. Smeg Also Featuring Willem Dafoe as Heypartner and Anthony Hopkins as Behad Special Guest Star: Cuttino Mobley as himself Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: April Projected Box Office Receipts: $9.53 million (Opening Weekend) $88.97 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 21% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10%
My Spelling Sux (PG-13) (Historical Epic) Starring Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, Ian McKellen, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Izabella Scorupco Directed by Cameron Crowe Screenplay by William Broyles Jr. Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $17.33 million (Opening Weekend) $97.75 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Lou Lumenick, New York Post Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Bradford Don't know DNA (PG-13) (Courtroom Drama) Starring Denzel Washington and Halle Berry Also Featuring Jimmy Smits, Morgan Freeman, Angela Bassett, and Salma Hayek Directed by Spike Lee Screenplay by Scott Rosenberg Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.18 million (Opening Weekend) $57.34 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
Wuthering Heights (PG-13) (Period Drama) Starring Viggo Mortensen and Kate Beckinsale Also Featuring Joaquin Phoenix, Brendan Fraser, and Estella Warren Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan and M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: October Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.91 million (Opening Weekend) $83.78 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 5% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
McBain : Lets get Silly (R) (Adventure/Caper Comedy) Starring Renier Wolfcastle Also Featuring Woody Allen and Heckler Directed by Brett Ratner Screenplay by Peter Jackson and Frances Walsh Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $19.04 million (Opening Weekend) $102.57 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Stephen Holden, New York Times
Locked Inside (PG-13) (Hostage Drama/Paranoia) Starring Denzel Washington and Halle Berry Also Featuring Tom Hanks and Cameron Diaz Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Ted Elliott Projected Budget Range: $110-119 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $17.73 million (Opening Weekend) $108.49 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 15% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
