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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by what, Oct 8, 2018.

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  1. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

    Because he's married.
     
    #21 Buck Turgidson, Oct 11, 2018
    Invisible Fan, Killatron 2000 and Xerobull like this.
  2. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    I went to the dentist at 2:30.
     
    #22 Xerobull, Oct 11, 2018
  3. zeeshan2

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    my love life
     
    #23 zeeshan2, Oct 11, 2018
  4. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    what did the shoes say to the pants?

    Whats up Britches!
     
    #24 VooDooPope, Oct 11, 2018
  5. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    Y'all heard the one about the restaurant on the moon?

    Great food but no atmosphere.
     
    #25 Dankstronaut, Oct 11, 2018
  6. edwardc

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    Best joke ever.
     
    #26 edwardc, Oct 11, 2018
    Eric Riley likes this.
  7. Rashmon

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    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I'v been tripping all day.
     
    #27 Rashmon, Oct 11, 2018
    heypartner and Torn n Frayed like this.
  8. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    An old grizzled ship captain walks into a bar, he a a huge wooden wheel tied around his neck Bartender says, "what the hell is that for?"

    "Aye, it's driving me nuts."
     
    #28 Buck Turgidson, Oct 11, 2018
  9. cebu

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    Make Kanye great again!

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    #29 cebu, Oct 12, 2018
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