Crazy/interesting/fun-Business ideas you'll never do so might as well tell clutchfans

Yeah almost like a night ice cream man. I dig.

The whole middle of the night scene hasn't been properly covered in business. It's true only fairly recently (last 20 years) have 24/7 places started to really pop up.

Middle of the night industry might be where it's at, but what else can there be besides eating and sex in the middle of the night?

Btw my 'lucky b*stard sex tours' would eventually lead to like an amusement park of sex. You pay like $2000 a day and you spend the weekend at this disney world of sex. It's like an overnight deal 2 nights. It is processed like an assembly line(henry ford would appreciate) and you are given sex in various themed rooms. You go in stages following a track.

Each rooom will be like say the 'africa room' and it's all black girls, 'suicide girls /tat room' and so on.. You get usually 2-3 hours per room , it's got beds and it's at a player ass resort. You never see another man, and each room has 4-10 women. basically you are the 'lucky b*stard' in each room, and you are processed, shower, sleep ,bang it out while moving room to room , part of resort to part of resort. maybe say 5 or 6 man rooms, probably need like a good 60 women to run the processing line.

just like a ride at astroworld you are processed through the line, and in the end of 48 hours you are released a new man, refreshed and ready to take on the world again...

 

Nice but I think you are limiting yourself at 5 popped collars. The shirt could have like slots where the collars can be quickly fastened in on the fly.

So like a transformer shirt that can transform from any number of popped collars anywhere from 1 popped collar up to 10 popped collars. You could sell it at abercrombie and polo sport in the kanye west aisle.

 

okay I had a few I forgot to add.. but was just thinking about some more as well-

1)
a book interviewing serial killers moms and dads.
Talks about their stories growing up. What they were like as kid. Any weird things. Yes I know there are serial killers parents that write books like jeffrey dahmers dad, but I am talking about shorter with many stories. Short ones of each.. and perhaps more interviews with a question and answer piece.

2)
designer toilet paper.
Made with egyptian cotton and sprinkled with a special jet milled micronized calcium carbonate for texture. Handmade in germany (because you know the germans make good stuff). Since it is made on the border of the rhine by the rothschild smithing company and watchmaker works it has specialized laser tagging. This tags each roll with a microdot translucent formula. It will have a french fancy sounding name like Lafitte Rothschild. It comes with a lot number and genuine seal and certificate of authentication. It is sold in single rolls or 6. a single is $58 and 6 sells for $284.
$58 is a significant number since that is the anniversary year of count lafitte and when his cavaliers fought against vlad the impaler and the silver knights of montenegro. Hence you will see the 58 theme throughout the packaging and authentication paperwork.

The logo is gold encrusted with a platinum lion emblem. The letters read LR. The accepted name is "Lafitte Rothschild water closet towels"

When you take a dump at some ballers house he needs to make sure that he lets you know how he 'rolls' literally. When you go to use the restroom at putin s house you bet damn well he will have the lafitte rothschild water closer towels for you to wipe your ass.