amfootball: You are either a girl (in which case I'd like to know if you pee in the shower) or you are the gayest monster since gay came to gay town.
am: Cool. There aren't enough girls around here. You're in an even smaller minority, not being a shower pee-er. Strangely, I'm pretty sure you're the first girl that's posted to the site that doesn't, though I don't think Isabel's weighed in on that. Come to think about it, I met Mrs. JB last night and forgot to ask her. Next time.
My dog always wants to scratch his ass and to do so he will put his ass on the ground and swivel his body in a circular motion, back and forth, with this look of ecstasy on his face. Sometimes he'll just spin for like a minute straight and then collapse with this big grin on his face.
My roommate in college had a Chiuahua that would...well...do what every man wished he were flexible enough to do. Quite often. One time, he was so into it, he fell off the couch.
I just got a new puppy and its soo clumsy.IT sleeps all the time.I have another dog thats 2 years old and he tries to hump the puppy when its sleeping.Its soo hillarouse
My cat will lay on top of the computer monitor while I'm using it. She loves the warmth I guess. She'll also drag her brush around the house when I tie a string to it, begging to be brushed.
