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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dachuda86, Mar 30, 2015.

  1. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    I always find funny things on craigslist and thought I'd share this one with you guys. I was looking at gigs, and this one stood out for its ridiculous nature.

    http://houston.craigslist.org/wrg/4898463197.html


    Disney-inspired writing/role-playing partner

    I am looking for a role-playing partner to do email or instant message-based sessions revolving around various reenactments and recreations of situations similar to those in the Disney classic movie Honey I Shrunk The Kids.

    Various aspects of the original movie has always fascinated me. The perspective of being shrunken, the various interactions with normal every-day objects and situations. My role would be that of a shrunken individual, while yours would be that of the normal sized role.

    The requirements for this job: you are verbose, descriptive almost to the point of being ridiculous, very imaginative, and hopefully you like Cheerios. The ability to take something as simple as moving your hand and creating a moment and event out of it would be preferred as far as detail depth.

    If you feel you are the right one for this, and are up for having plenty of fun while doing so, then please reply!
     
  2. cheke64

    cheke64 Member

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    I replied.
     
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  3. BamBam

    BamBam Contributing Member

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    I got your reply ... :eek:

    You are OVER qualified!
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  4. Felixthecat

    Felixthecat Contributing Member

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    You guys had me laughing. Repped.
     
  5. plutoblue11

    plutoblue11 Member

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    Naked dumpster diver - m4m


    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/4803254342.html


    Oh it was a sight to behold. Your eyes meet mine and there was an awkward silence before you turned and walked the other way. I am sure you felt the same thing I did.
    You were the p*rn store employee wearing the yellow shirt, I believe you are the manager. I was, of course, the naked 30 something with a few good teeth.
    Please respond ASAP as my data on my obamaphone expires in two days.
     
  6. fadeaway

    fadeaway Contributing Member

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    I was going to do it, but I don't like Cheerios.:(
     
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  7. Dairy Ashford

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    The only scene I'd reenact would be where the girl pretended to shake one of the boys' hands, but it had mud it in it; and then she started singing that song you play at the very end of any 4th of July picnic.
     
  8. cheke64

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    Well let me know which role you can do. As long as its Disney.
     

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