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Could I be charged with indecent exposer?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    After my girlfriend left for work this morning I decided to "relieve some stress".

    Apparently when my girl left she didn't close the door all the way so it came open and my dogs got out. My neighbor brought them back in the house and walked in to let me know what happened... And saw what I was doing.

    Now, because she entered my house without permission... I'm in the clear outside of awkward looks when I take my trash out correct?
     
    #1 CCorn, Oct 14, 2014
  2. Roc Paint

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    You should have told her to use the back door.
     
    #2 Roc Paint, Oct 14, 2014
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    [​IMG]
     
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  4. 713

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    Sounds like an opening to a porno..... "Alluring Neighbor Walks in on my Home"
     
    #4 713, Oct 14, 2014
  5. Haymitch

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    Started out good, but ended up being the worst plot for a pr0n I've ever read. Would not fap to again.
     
    #5 Haymitch, Oct 14, 2014
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    You're not ****ed.
     
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  7. Falcons Talon

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    Oh man. Subscribed!
     
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  8. SwoLy-D

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    What did the dogs say when they saw you and the frank and beans exposed? - NSFW -
    [​IMG]

    It's "exposure", man. "ecks-PO-shur"... :eek:

    :eek: In before EPIC thread.
     
    #8 SwoLy-D, Oct 14, 2014
  9. TheRealist137

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    Did you have sex with your neighbor after?
     
    #9 TheRealist137, Oct 14, 2014
  10. ynelilvs99

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    lol how embarrassing for you
    and for your neighbor.. poor lady
     
    #10 ynelilvs99, Oct 14, 2014
  11. Dgn1

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    How old is your neighbor? This is awesome lol.
     
    #11 Dgn1, Oct 14, 2014
  12. s.b713

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    Did you bang your neighbor when she saw you?
     
    #12 s.b713, Oct 14, 2014
  13. seclusion

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    So since no one else has done it, I'm guessing you're not going to get charged with indecent exposure. You are totally an indecent "exposer" though.
     
    #13 seclusion, Oct 14, 2014
  14. conquistador#11

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    she intruded. I believe in texas you could have shot her and you would be off.
     
    #14 conquistador#11, Oct 14, 2014
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    I wasn't having a very good day. This fixed it. Thanks CCorn.
     
    #15 leroy, Oct 14, 2014
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    Dear Penthouse,

    I never thought something like this could happen to me...
     
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  17. Falcons Talon

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    "Are you going to just stand there or are you going to lend me a hand?"
     
    #17 Falcons Talon, Oct 14, 2014
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    Sir what type of "shot" would you be referring to, and I suspect that he would indeed have gotten off if that were to have occurred. In more ways than one.
     
    #18 bigtexxx, Oct 14, 2014
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    Next time you see her just tell her to come over any time.
     
    #19 CometsWin, Oct 14, 2014
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    Potentially epic thread
     
    #20 tim562, Oct 14, 2014
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