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Corey Brewer is GARBAGE!!!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Snow Villiers, Feb 23, 2016.

  1. BackdoorHarden

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    1-4 tonight. Piece of crap.

    Play more Dekker
     
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  2. FANfrom86toNow

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    I'm through trying to trade Brewer. FU*K IT! Just cut him and send him home and pay his salary. Just ban him from the city of Houston all together. He makes me not want to watch a Rocket's game.
     
  3. AceOfSpades

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    Hopefully they polish the turd enough to pull a trade off, maybe for a bucket of piss...
     
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    Everyone has theories about Brewer having the coaches nudes. Nobody looks at the big picture here. Brewer has nudes of Leslie Alexander.
     
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    I ****ing hate sweat bands now. That's how bad it is. He actually makes me mad at sweat bands! I see one and I think of bad things man. Damn it brewer.
     
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    WoW...I'm speechless. You sound passionate. More power to you.
     
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    Did Ryan eat Corey?
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    Cut off the red tip and you have a Corey Sewer headband. This is what Photoshop was made for.
     
  9. RocketsFido

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    I bet after trade deadline Brewer will be here and he'll still be getting a ton of minutes.
     
  10. Mr. Motiejunas

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    Corey must give some bomb head yo!
     
  11. Liberon

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    He gives all the coaches great head below the surface?
     
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    So we know last year that Corey had some homo pic on JBB and this year, I guess he also have some homo pic on MikeD.

    I mean, it's pretty obviously with that stache on MikeD.

    The force is strong with this crappy player.

    I bet Sewer is going to play 20 years in this league.
     
  13. JayGoogle

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    This is what it will take.

    He really does have some odd powers of persuasion when it comes to coaching. I thought surely MDA would be wise enough to glue him to the bench, but I guess not. I still think MDA is a wise coach, I just think Corey is such a cool dude in the locker room and works so hard and gives so much hustle coaches feel obligated to play him.

    He's like that vet player that coaches just feel comfy with. Adelman had Brad Miller for instance...
     
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  14. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Does Corey have a gag reflex?

    People call Corey headless but Me thinks coaches are thoroughly impressed with his head game
     
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    I've been watching this team for almost 23 years...He is closely behind Derek Fisher as being my most hated Rocket ever.

    Only thing that's saving Brewer at this point is Game 6 vs. Clippers in the 2015 playoffs.
     
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    this mfer almost injured Dekker
     
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    This man was in a Terrence Howard movie nearly 4 years ago. Brewer seems to hit some way awful luck to be so bad in not just a string of games but batches of them. He had some good sequences but there might be something going with this man. I've been mentioning eating disorder conditions but I'm not sure.
     
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    KJ McDaniels is better than Brewer.

    DD
     

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