cop shoots car over fallen acorn

Lmao

 

Wasn't this a scene in Police Academy or Reno 911?

 

Was it a big acorn or a normal one? This makes all the difference in the world.

I never got shot over an acorn, but I almost got my ass kicked over one.

Spoiler

At the bus stop one morning, 7th or 8th grade, this one kid was throwing acorns at people. He threw one at me. I said something like, "do that again and I'll kick your ass." Now, could I actually have kicked his ass? No way. I would lose the fight 10/10 times and everyone knew it. I just had to threaten it because otherwise I'd look like a b****. So he threw an acorn at me to see what would happen. I then picked up a wet and muddy newspaper in its little plastic wrap and threw it at him. He charged at me and I caught him in a guillotine (my back now up against a car), hanging on for dear life because I knew if he got out I'd be at his mercy. Luckily, the bus showed up right then to pick us up. So I let go and he chose not to beat the **** out of me in front of everyone.

It was weird because we were actually friends. We were on good terms, at least. Played baseball in a big group a lot. The whole thing was dumb.

 

I bet the squirrel who dropped the acorn was ******** bricks for the entire week.

 

This is incredibly sadly hilarious, and about a week ago.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/02/14/acorn-florida-police-shoot-unarmed/

 

these are definitely the only people professional enough to have guns

 

What a disgrace.

 

Spoiler

 

They (acorns) be banging out there.

 

I once shot at my neighbor because I heard his alarm go off and thought he was shooting up the neighborhood.

Oh wait. No, I didn't. That would be insane, and I'd be in prison.

 

ACORN is full of violent antifa thugs so I don't blame him.

 

women cops are the worst. should really be banned

 

And now you know how all of these mass shooters die. It’s not like the movies, folks.…maybe like comedies, since the training and selection process for cops is a joke.

 

What the hell.

When are we going to call thing like that what it really is . .. Cowardice

Rocket River

 

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FTP. Idiots