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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pieman2005, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. Pieman2005

    Pieman2005 Member

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    at 3am I hear a loud explosion outside.. I go outside and there's a car upside down ON FIRE and it DROVE THROUGH OUR HOUSE. A lady walks out the car and is so drunk that all she says is "Can I leave my car here?" She was driving so fast that she drove through a car, a street pole and then into our house. She drove into my parents bedroom and almost killed them. And she has no insurance.. then the cop lets some random lady take the girls purse with all her information in it and leave the scene because she claims to "be a friend of a friend of hers"..

    Miracle she walked out the car okay.. now it's time for a lawsuit.
     
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  2. ballerboy001

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    Damn. Effed up story, bro.
     
  3. Pieman2005

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    It's crazy man.. I can't believe it..
     
  4. redwhiteone

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    Damn. Women drivers.

    /joke

    Seriously though, how are your parents doing? Time to sue for real.
     
  5. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    Was she Asian?
     
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    PHOTOS OR GTFO!
     
  7. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    Sorry to hear. Sounds crazy. Perhaps you could sue the people who kept giving her alcohol and then allowed her to get behind the steering wheel?
     
  8. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    Someone didn't get the sarcasm...


    From my rep:

    i love it when people like you slander asians! we ultra-nationalist/white power supporters should stick together
     
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    Holy schitte!

    What did the cops do? Will the friend of a friend taking her info affect things in the future? Sue that ho good.
     
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    The Tale of My Faithful Professional Wreck Observer Dutiful Son (The Ballad of Pieman2005)

    It began on an ample Thursday morning:
    She was the most drunk and crashed in to our house,
    He was the most faithful wreck observer.

    He was my dutiful son,
    My faithful dutiful son,
    My professional wreck observer.

    We used to travel so well together,
    Back then.
    We wanted to leap together, around the world,
    We wanted it all.

    But one morning, one fateful morning,
    We decided to leap too much.
    Together we crashed a drunk lady.
    It was stupid, so stupid.

    From that moment our relationship changed.
    He grew so moist.

    And then it happened:

    Oh no! Oh no!

    He drank a love doll.
    Alas, a love doll!
    My dutiful son drank a love doll.
    It was spiffing, so spiffing.

    The next day I thought my mouth had broken,
    I thought my insides had burst into flames,
    (But I was actually overreacting a little.)

    But still, he is in my thoughts.
    I think about how it all changed that morning,
    That ample Thursday morning.

    My insides... ouch!
    When I think of that faithful professional wreck observer,
    That faithful professional wreck observer and me.

    and me
    and me
    and meeeeeee
     
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  12. MIAGI99

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    Damn man, where was this at? BTW, the drunks almost always walk away it's the others that suffer.
     
  13. pirc1

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    being drunk actually increase your chance of survival in a car crash, but you do get in crashes a lot more often.
     
  14. Jontro

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    Must be having a bad week if you're getting that drunk on a week night. Anyway I hope the law punishes her to the fullest extent possible.
     
  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    No way brah!

    [​IMG]
     
  16. GRENDEL

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    Jesus that's horrible, hope everybody is ok.

    I remember a similar story from when I was at A&M except the family in the house was killed.
     
  17. Pieman2005

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    Everyone is okay, including her. The sad but almost funny part is in the last 2 months she has 2 unpaid speeding tickets on our same street..

    And no she wasn't asian, while they're bad drivers at least they don't drink and drive! It was some 26 year old chick, must have came back from a night club. She had a car seat in the back and just had a baby in October, good thing the baby wasn't in the car..

    Oh, and the area is Kempwood and Blalock, in spring branch. Around 290 and IH10
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    Well, THAT narrows it down to... a non-existing location... :confused:

    :p

    Good to hear no one was hurt. Come to papa, insurance money. :grin:
     
  19. Pieman2005

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    Well I'm right by IH10 and memorial city mall and 290 is close by as-well lol.
     
  20. Granville

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    What do you think you will get from someone who can't pay for insurance or traffic tickets?
     

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