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[Cool Story Bro] I took a leak next to Kyle Korver

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by s land balla, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. s land balla

    s land balla Contributing Member

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    I noticed it was Korver when he was using the faucet next to me.

    This was at a movie theater last night in downtown Chicago (True Grit had just ended).

    The chick he was with (no front view pic) was a 5 at best.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. devilsdandruff

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    naw. that's my friend Jimmy and his girlfriend Amy.
     
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  3. javal_lon

    javal_lon Member

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    You gay mane...why in the hell would I want to remember who I pissed next to???...and wih details and precise info...
     
  4. LCII

    LCII Contributing Member

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    Stool Cory, Bro
     
  5. Franchize

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    did you peek at his schlong while you were taking a piss together?
     
  6. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Contributing Member

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    Did you happen to rate his dick too?
     
  7. huynhct

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    Trick question. Korver has a vagina.
     
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  8. apollo33

    apollo33 Member

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    I thought the title said You took a piss on Korver, nvm

    Could've been Ashton Kutcher
     
  9. roflmcwaffles

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    Winner.
     
  11. MourningWood

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    Is Korver supposed to be the scrawny kid in the blue hoodie that's about 4-5 inches taller than his girl?

    If so, that sure as hell doesn't look like a 6'7'' professional athlete...
     
  12. ICanDunkOnYao

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    If that really was Korver, he has an extremely tall gf o.0
     
  13. lalala902102001

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    Are you sure it wasn't Ashton Kutcher?
     
  14. Pieman2005

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    I'm the one to doubt these stories, but..
     
  15. Pieman2005

    Pieman2005 Member

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    Born: Mar 17, 1981
    Height: 6-7 / 2.01
    Weight: 212 lbs. / 96.2 kg.
    College: Creighton
    Years Pro: 7
     
  16. greatpacha1

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    hahah, epic.
     
  17. Cheerio

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    I'm 6'4. Clearly I'm taller then that dude.
     
  18. apollo33

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    how da hell can you tell lol
     
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    Better title (and story) would've been;

    [Cool Story Bro] I took a leak on Kyle Korver

    Because he deserves it.
     

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