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(Cool Story Bro) How was your Prom?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Apr 22, 2013.

  1. J Sizzle

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  2. Antec

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    Answer is probably a no, so hes embarrassed to respond.

    He wanted to brag and show off both his limo and his date. But when it came to the questions that people wanted answered, he avoided it.

    Avoidance = NO.
     
  3. Antec

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    Not "hittin it" = fond memory?
    Not "hittin it" = time of your life?
    You seem more concerned with the weather, than "hittin it"
    Spent $400 but didnt get to "hit it"
    Sick beach house was probably the highlight of your prom, bc you didnt get to "hit it"
    I bet your 10 other friends all got some, except you, you didnt "hit it"
    You probably stayed home all day (on senior skip day) and cried bc you didnt get to "hit it", then you decided to make yourself feel better by bragging about your prom experience.
    3 more weeks of being a HS Virgin, then off you go to Austin for 4 additional years of #VriginLifeStyle

    SADSTORYBRO
     
  4. LosPollosHermanos

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    some of you guys are ****ing creepers. I get its funny but the repeated .."Did you get it in?" posts are starting to sound like you guys are serious....
     
  5. BigBird

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    you're going pretty far with this bro. Calm down
     
  6. Antec

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    Sorry =[

    OK BRO
     
  7. CometsWin

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    I've seen all these movies before. mckayla is not impressed.gif
     
  8. CometsWin

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    Don't listen to that guy. Nine or ten lines of text mocking some dude not having sex with his prom date is fine. Carry on good sir.
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    Yes. I too want to see more lines from rando creepers about hitting it with someone who could be 17.
     
  10. LosPollosHermanos

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    Thats the scariest part about this thread. You'd think people would exercise a bit of caution. I'm 21, and I wouldn't say something like that about someone underage.
     
  11. liljojo

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    lololol people who dont have sex before college are such losers. what kind of idiot would respect his date and wait until she's ready? #SexIsEverything
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    LOL, because everyone knows that college is just like the real world....
     
  13. Haymitch

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    I laughed at that too.

    College =/= real world. It's more like the Real World, which is nothing like the real world.

    But let us not forget about the Reel World - www.reelworld.co
     
  14. bigtexxx

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    DID YOU SMASH OR NOT
     
  15. davidio840

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    I think you meant to say

    Bro....did you smash? or did you get smashed?
     
  16. Daedalus

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    Yes she did, poor girl. She landed badly, tried to get up & then started vomiting. I had to knock on her door to get her parents!
     
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    this thread is amazing. So many reps given.
     
  18. platypus

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    I moved out for my higher education so it was the real world for me lol. I guess its all perspective though. I'm guessing you guys have never heard of working your way through school?
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    I went with this girl that I had been slobbering over through the first semester of senior year. She was not all that pretty or a supermodel or had a great body... it was just her personality. We were in the Tennis team and I was assisting while she was in the volleyball team. In previous years, she had gone out with a couple guys from the class, but broke it up quick... I never knew what that was about. Just at around January, I decided to ask her before it was too late... because I heard that some people already had dates.

    I asked her to be my prom date at around February... and she said she would tell me later... I should have known that was a sign of things to come... she finally asked ME to the "Coronation Ball" where they hand out class awards and stuff... she was "most popular", I was "Class Clown." Go figure, right? I took her home. We made out after she asked "Aren't you going to kiss me" because I didn't want to, just yet. When I said "yes", she kissed ME and we made out almost all night. Her mom caught us outside the house and it was all fogged up. Luckily, her mom only noticed the car was on, and said "Just come inside" to both of us. I went inside after rearranging my suit. She said YES to the prom then.

    We were only "messing around" but not officially boyfriend and girlfriend at that time. I don't know if that was a further sign that she may have only wanted to have a good time with me, and nothing else. It was like a bad omen. We sort of "hid" our relationship but hung out, went out to the movies, etc. Only her best friend and my best friend knew about us doing that. Bad sign. I know.

    The day of the prom was BAD. The night was extremely bad... the weather sucked... I will never forget it, because I had never seen it like that before, and now it just reminds me of that night: there was rain all day and in the evening, there was thick cloud cover and only on top of the sky, and when the sun was setting, it peeked down from the gray clouds. It was almost like you had an umbrella and the sun showed on the side. The huge cloud moved with the sun as it set.

    Oh, yeah, the prom...

    I picked up my brother's car at home after getting out early from school at noon, then went to my uncle's house. He said he would lend me money but ended up telling me that was my graduation gift... I got around two or three hundred dollars from him just to spend. I said I didn't want to take them, but I did. I was already dressed by this time and it was about FOUR o'clock. The cloud cover was bad, and the sun showed through. I thought it was a silver lining. It wasn't. I picked up my date. She looked stunning. I had never seen her like this. It was like this was only the second time she had worn make up (after the other dance) and looked great in a slimming long cream-colored dressed, and her hair was made up in a bun. I matched her dress with Gardenias on the boutonniere and her corsage.

    The weather sucked. We drove WITH traffic down 59 south to a restaurant where she said some of her friends would be. They were also my friends, but I didn't want to go because her ex boyfriends would be there. We still went. We spent 45 minutes to an hour before getting there, and we only got there to taste the bread and leave. It was an Italian restaurant near Richmond and Hillcroft... I forget the name and I'm glad I don't remember. We argued about going after the prom to San Antonio and getting a single room or getting separate rooms... and it went even further down hill from that. She said she didn't want her parents to know she would share a room with guys, so I agreed and said we would come back quickly instead of spending the night the following day or the same day.

    We got to the prom and we got there semi-late... it started at 7:30 and we got there at around nine, but we didn't care. We danced a lot. It was a bit better DURING the prom itself, but after wards, we decided we'd get some sleep and then wake up really early to go to San Antonio. I took her home. We stopped at a park, over a bridge. I asked her to be my girlfriend, officially, and she accepted. I thought I should have asked her a while back, but didn't. A hobo was walking towards us, so we had to leave. I won't forget THAT iSht. She said: "uhhhh... that looks scary, can we go, please?" so we did.

    I made a few mistakes during the time that now I know I will never make again. We lasted only ONE month as boyfriend/girlfriend. She gave me this mumbo jumbo about how she would go away to college and we wouldn't last. I said "baloney, lady... if you want to make it work, it will...." but she didn't budge. I said, OK... better to let you go and I cry than to stay together and I kill myself.

    Now she wants to be "friends", says she had a great time and wants to meet my wife and kids... and that I meet hers... I said "sure!" but never said "when?" F that S.

    Overall Prom Experience: 6/10 :eek:

    ALSO:
    :mad: Y'all mother ****ers gotta share your story or we ain't saying if we got in, smashed or no. :p
     
  20. Haymitch

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    I had an apartment and worked 30-40 hours per week throughout college. But that was with **** jobs (where I literally sometimes scrubbed ****) and having good times on weekends the way I can't anymore.

    If you screwed up in school there was always a way to make it up, and if you got fired from a **** job there was always another **** job somewhere else. But if I screw up at work nowadays the implications could be much more severe. Plus I have more commitments and family to support. So, yeah, college was definitely not the real world. It was chillin', pushing myself to study, and doing just enough to not get fired.

    So anyway OP, enjoy college! Live it up and know that after college things get better but also more serious. So enjoy the next 4-6 years of not giving a damn. It is nice.
     

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