He used to do Judo which is how I know him. I used to beat him up quite a bit but he got better and while I generally win its not the ass kicking that it once was.
One question. How does "looks like he was eating straight from the jar" differ from "he made a sandwich with a fork and just didn't wash the fork" in terms of evidence. You searching for crumbs, countin' slices, or you just out o' bread? Ok, that was two questions.
That is another possibility. I haven't done a slice count on my bread but there are some crumbs around my toaster that look suspiciously fresh. That also leads to the next question of: Is it cool or not cool to have a friend help himself to your peanut butter and bread without asking?
OK, well in that case I can't believe you're making a big deal out of this. How old are you to be sweating this kind of small stuff? Do you think you're going to get AIDS from this? Are you worried about the cost to replace the lost peanut butter? Are you that inconvenienced by having to clean it up? Just forget about it and move on. If this is your biggest problem, you're doing pretty good.
That's a question? If he drinks your alcohol, he's required by guycode to replace it. If he's going to be there for awhile, he needs to buy some groceries. Do you really want him to wake you up & ask permission for $.75 of midnight munchies?
^I think this is one of those times where a fat person ran out of things to talk about so he shifts to food. Homie stole my peanut butter, and now Im confused. Is it lawful? Is it against the moral fabric that binds this country? Are we animal?
What's not Cool is that you probably didn't have any ice cream. Had there have been ice cream he probably didn't have to resort to the peanut butter. You know PB is not very munchy friendly as it's very thick and dry. What kinda host are you?
Not cool and pretty damn childish. I'd expect a 7 year old to know that's not cool. Also not cool when houseguests drink the last bottle or can of soft drink\beer. Same goes with taking the last cookie or piece of cake.
A good host would have offered it automatically. When I have people over I always let them have the last of anything in the fridge. It's called being a good HOST.
Eh, at my friends' houses we pretty much have a mi refrigerador es tu refrigerador y tu refrigerador es mi refrigerador. So we pretty much just take almost anything from each other's fridge. Out of common courtesy we ask first, but 99.9% the answer is Yes.